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by HarleyQuinn
1-04-03
The problem is, I have nothing funny to say.
Obviously.

 

by HarleyQuinn
1-04-03
I had it all...
Oh, really?
Yeah... beautiful house, sexy blonde, shiny silver BMW... then BAM. It was all gone.
Oh, wow... what happened?
Ah, my wife found out.

 

by HarleyQuinn
1-04-03
Life is really pointless. I do not see a reason for any of it. Really, we are just sitting here in a coffee shop filling time before the end.
Da da da da da DA da dadadadada da da da da da, da da da da!
So in all actuallity, we are all just waiting for Godot, filling in time before our ultimate demise into nothingness.
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true I mean completely false. But they're entertaining lies, so in the end, isn't that the truth? The answer is no.
It makes one wonder what we are really supposed to be doing with all this time we have been given. Cassie? Are you listening?
Uhm... Sorry Joel. I've actually been watching clips from Simpson's episodes behind my eyes for the past twenty minutes.

 

by HarleyQuinn
1-05-03
While making pizza...
Yeah, so I know now that I don't have to go to jail for a while yet.
Why in the world did you have to go to jail? Drugs? Parking tickets?
Nah, They don't put you in jail for drugs, and I paid all my parking tickets.
Did you kill someone? Or rape someone?
HEY! I'm no rapist. *walks away*
What about the killing? Willie?! Willie!!!!

 

by HarleyQuinn
1-07-03
Next up, Joe Millionaire!
*click* Fear factor! *click* The Bacelorette! *click* Survivor! *click* Big Brother 2! *click* Who Wants To Be A Millionaie *click* Weakest Link *click*
Stimulating.

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