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by Hemptations
12-28-15
On a beach , not around here...
Did you know hemp seed is a great source of protein and omegas?
And the fiber is the strongest natural fiber on the planet
And plastic from the seed oil
And 4 times the paper per acre than tree pulp in a lot less time
and all the while...no THC
And build a house from the ground up, hempcrete, particle board, insulation...
And I'm pretty sure we're having Hemptations

 

by Hemptations
12-29-15
On a beach, not next door
Hemp is not marijuana, marihuana, super green, dagga, skunk, pot, dimba, endo, cheeba, herb
chronic, muggles, luga-luga, reefer, grass, hay, kush, ganja, bhang, frodis, hay, kind
weed, bis, hash, homegrown, goody-goody, kief, mary jane...
But it is one of the planets greatest renewable resources

 

by Hemptations
12-30-15
On a beach, up there
What do you think of when I say hemp?
Rope and hippies
Yes and know...
Hemp has over 50,000 by-products, but hippies are not one of them
heehee

 

by Hemptations
12-31-15
On a beach, not floating
Everything you are wearing is made of hemp?
Yep
Can I smoke them?
Heehee, you could, but I would have to take them off and find a pipe big enough. They wouldn't get you "high" if thats what you are after
Oh no no
Great, its a little warm for a fire

 

by Hemptations
1-01-16
On a beach, not a bowling alley
The Henry Ford?
Yep, built a car body out of hemp and it ran on hemp oil
What happened?
In 1937 the US government called hemp marihuana and farmers couldn't grow it anymore
So no Ford hemp car
Correct, but BMW, Mercedes Benz and Lotus are using hemp today, go figure

 

by Hemptations
1-03-16
On a beach, with no hex nuts
Is it true the US military banned hemp foods?
Heehee, yep, they believe it can create a positive THC drug test
Is that possible with industrial hemp foods?
Not according to science or common sense
Geez???
Yep

 

by Hemptations
1-05-16
On a beach, with no dirty words
Does hemp need any chemicals to be grown
It does not, shhh
Shhh, why, shhh
The chemical companies hate to hear about any organic crops
Ha
Yep, but the jokes on them, hemp actually cleans the soil

 

by Hemptations
1-06-16
On a beach, watching the octopi
Hemp is pretty new isnt it?
Relative to what?
Hammer Time, Burger Time, Morris Day and the Time
Relative to the eighties then, no, hemp is not new at all
Seriously
9000 year old woven material and 8000 year old remains of food use makes it one of the earliest agriarian crops known to humans

 

by Hemptations
1-09-16
On a beach, Pluto on the horizon
Reduce
Yep
Reuse
Yep
Recycle
Yep...make everything else out of hemp

 

by Hemptations
1-10-16
On a beach, with neon lights
Will hemp food get me "high"?
High in protein and omegas
A buzz?
The buzz is its a super food
Well, what do you know
I know everyone should add hemp to their diet

 

by Hemptations
1-13-16
On a beach, on top of the earth
Would you give hemp to your pet?
Everyday
Really?
Snacks, collar, leash, dog toys, cat toys, natural litter, beds...
I get it
You should

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