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by HighlandPatriot
6-18-03
Mild mannered worker at CompUSA, Michael had no cares in the world. Until he was summoned to.. dun dun dun.. his manager's office.....
Uh.. Hello? I was told to report here? Uh... is anyone around?
Oh crap, he's already here... quick! Hide the bodies!
Yes, master.
Um.. hello.. I was told to report to you... what's with the clothes?
Uh.. they're.. new... um... well, let's discuss that later... first, I have need of your... assistance...

 

by HighlandPatriot
6-18-03
My assistance? But.. I'm only a cashier.. I don't know very much.
The less you know, the less painful it will be.
What are you talking about?
That's odd.. I could've sworn that was a though bubble.. oh well. HEY! Look at that over there!
What? Where? I don't see nothin.
Fool! Ushka Bobba Feela Fen!

 

by HighlandPatriot
6-18-03
Did you say .. some... thing.... I don't feel so good... what's going on?
You'll see soon enough
AAAAAAAH!
Hehe... soon I will have another demonic legion to add to our AOL army.
What happened to me, and why do I look so... devilishly handsome?
What the? You're not a demonic minion! If Uzhar mixed my spell components up again, so help me!

 

by HighlandPatriot
6-18-03
Hey billy, do you think it's alright for someone to make references to a professional company and the occult?
Gee Tommy, I though all professional companies were occults. At least, that's what my father tells me.
Your father?
Yeah. He tells me all kinds of neat things, like how to use kitchen supplies to create a make-shift bong.
Earlier...
And remember billy, that's why you never want to mix flour with pickle juice.
I know dad, you've told me a thousand times already. Aren't you late for woodstock or something?

 

by HighlandPatriot
6-19-03
Meanwhile, back at the CompUSA office.
Want some candy, little girl?
Why's your head pointy?
UZHAR!
uh-oh
Our newest legion member is now a dark-dressed rebel with a sarcastic attitude? Care to tell me why my spell failed?.
Maybe if I don't say anything, he'll leave....

 

by HighlandPatriot
6-19-03
WELL?!
uh.. well.. you see.. I heard that we needed a hip new look.. so I thought... y'know.. change the spell?
So, let me get this straight. You, a lowly demon minion, decided to go ahead and alter my spell components without my knowing it?
Well, yes. But, I was only doing it for the good of the company.
Well, you know what else is good for the company? Obedience! Now... die!
NOT AGAIN!

 

by HighlandPatriot
6-20-03
Meanwhile, back with Michael.
I wonder if he's coming back. Oh well, at least I look damned good. Now if I could only figure out why I can't stop smiling.

 

by HighlandPatriot
6-20-03
Back on the registers, fellow cashiers Mike and Cameron wonder what happened to their friend.z
Hey Mike, where's the other Mike?
He went into the manager's office over an hour ago. Hey, Cam, is that smoke emanating from underneath the doors?
Oh... that.. Well, I'm not sure. It's been doing that ever since they put the AOL stand next to the door. Maybe it's an omen.
Is that... a.. demon?
Should we be afraid?
I dunno... maybe.. Say, did you see that chick at the LAN cafe.. boy was she hot. Eh? Eh?

 

by HighlandPatriot
6-24-03
Do you think we should go look for Michael?
Nah. He's prolly just on lunch or something... Hey Cam,Let me ask you something. Do you ever feel like you're working for the devil.
Sometimes. Why?
Oh... no reason.
Cameron, you're wanted in the back office.
I'll be right there, Patrick. So, Mike, seriously, what's with the weird questions?

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