Untitled Part XXVIII (Also known as the first)

Author: I_guess_I_was_wrong

Date: February 5, 2003

Whoa! What the hell am I doing here?
It is I God. I have brought you here to tell you something of great importance.
HOLY SHIT!
Are you ready for this vast and great knowledge my son?
Yes!
O.K. Here it goes.........................You suck!