All comics by Iacobus

 

by Iacobus
11-14-02
James asks Llyod a pressing question.
Llyod, does selling drugs to schoolchildren ever give you moral scruples?
No.
Not one? Even knowing as you do that drug users often experience horrifying hallucinations? You feel no guilt giving that to schoolchildren?
They wouldn't pay for it if they didn't want it...hey, what's that behind you? No, no NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Hey James, where'd Lloyd go in such a hurry?
Don't talk to me. You're Llyod's hallucination, not mine.

 

by Iacobus
11-26-02
James asks Dave a pressing question.
Hey Dave, can you give a really good reason I should convert to your faith?
I can't give you a reason. Not even God can give you a reason. You have to find the reason within yourself.
If I convert, will you shut up?
Sure. Hey everyone, I converted a heathen!
Somewhere else...
You know, God, it's pretty unfair how you get to have Dave constantly trying to convert James. How am I supposed to win his soul?
Stop whining, Satan. You had an enormous head start anyway.

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