All comics by Innoruk

 

by Innoruk
2-04-03
Russian sex Roullete?
YOUR ON!

 

by Innoruk
2-04-03
Thats one fine peice of ass right there.....
Oh does that candy look good? i got some good CANDY for you.
*FAP FAP FAP*
DOLPHIN! WEEE!

 

by Innoruk
2-04-03
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE BROWN!
Thats it, im stabbing yer nuts.

 

by Innoruk
2-04-03
Well see there was this girl and i thought i had it going with her then i found out i didnt, she was trying to like me but cant stop liking the other guy and he came back.
Then i was thinking to get rid of her and she was almost gone and out of my life then she came back and i find out there is some other guy sides me she likes and i really wanted her you know?
What do you think i should do?
Im gonna stab your nuts, cause clearly you dont know what to do with them.

 

by Innoruk
2-05-03
I watchid lord of the ringes tuday Legoles is awesum.
I have ben chekin the net all day and kant fined a figyure of him.
What the fuck is he saying?
Do you no were i can fined one?
I am going to S-T-A-B your N-U-T-S.

 

by Innoruk
2-05-03
Hey guys! <;)
Resident Evil is sexist, there is children raping dogs with thier crotch tenticles.
How ever i love Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
Can you fucking tell me what you are so i know what im stabbing?

 

by Innoruk
2-05-03
Hey Romeo, import tuner says putting nails in your head makes your car look and sound faster.
I need nails NOW, where can i go?
Ill sell you these, they are uh, streamlined, and light weight. Less, uh, head resistance.
Cant wait to tell EVERYONE what i got!
No need to go slow, i got plenty.

 

by Innoruk
2-06-03
So whats the big difference between a zombie, a vampire, and frankenstien?
A zombie is a re animated corpse that wants to eat, a vampire is more of a curse of un ending life, and frankenstien is actually brought back to heart beating life.
So they are all undead. Ok i got it.
Wait what about a mummy?
Tell you what, ill kill you, bring you back to life in one of those fashions, then you will know what im talking about.

 

by Innoruk
2-06-03
HI! ^_^
JESUS CHRIST WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?

 

by Innoruk
2-06-03
Yu leik to suk cok at all?
I know you are but what am i?! <;(
Are you fiffteen by chanse?

 

by Innoruk
2-06-03
Did you remember playing with all your friends in the area you lived in? Everyone would come out for a big game of tag or a mock war or somthing?
Everyone was having all kinds of fun till that slow minded nit wit kid shows up? The one who cant get the clue no one really likes them, but a few pretend cause they have some cool toy or somthing?
This is that kid, its rumored thier cool toy is tits, but no one knows for sure.
Hi all! Just stopping in to pretend to be friendly before i go to bed! <;) ^_^ =D

 

by Innoruk
2-07-03
The only thing that could make zelda better is if link was brown.
That and if he asked for discounts at the shops. Gotta spend as little as possible you know.

 

by Innoruk
2-07-03
You ready for that nut stabbing now?
Is it free?
Yes.
Sweet yo, do it up.
Alright here we go.

 

by Innoruk
2-08-03
You see that shit? That shit is so gay its fucking lame.
Oh and this shit here, this shit is so lame its fucking gay.
See that gay over there? That shit is so lame its gay lame, that stupid shit.

 

by Innoruk
2-09-03
Hey DS.
What the hell do you want?
Hey....
STABBING THE NUTS.

 

by Innoruk
2-09-03
Im here to pick up my copy of Zelda for the gamecube, and an xbox controller S.
You wasted money on an xbox when you have zelda minutes away from your grasp? Xbox sucks, cube rules, i wish my cube had a cock so i could sucklez it.
Uh nevermind, im leaving....
COME AGAIN!

 

by Innoruk
2-11-03
I own you mutt, i will buy, and sell you.
Oh so you gonna buy alot of me when i first come out, then sell me on e-bay early instead of waiting for demand for a 10 dollar mark up?
Uh...
Then you will be incredibly unsure about every transaction you make with anyone and worry if you arent ripping them off enough, when you are ripping them off to little?
I hope he doesnt find out i tried selling those nails on ebay....
You tried selling those nails i sold you on e-bay didnt you?

 

by Innoruk
2-11-03
Hey MrWhiteFolks..
Shut your mouth B-Cunt. Ill break off my foot in your box. So fucking help me, i will.
Ya get me slut meat?
Why would you kick my Xbox?
Dear...sweet...fucking christ...you are one dumb fucking ho.

 

by Innoruk
2-13-03
I want to get Zelda for gamecube and the free N64 zelda disc.
Its not out yet, it doesnt get released till late march, and you dont get the extra game unless you pre ordered.
The internet says the game is out, and it says i dont need to pre order to get the disc.
Game isnt out, you are not getting the extra disc from us unless you pre ordered. Plain and simple.
THE INTERNET SAID I COULD.
Get out before i drop kick you across the parking lot.

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