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by Iron_E
7-28-02
Paul's Introduction.
Greetings everyone! Welcome to my first comic strip.
I'm not funny yet.
Give me time.

 

by Iron_E
7-28-02
Pierre and Paul.
Are you sure you're O.K. with this Paul?
I said I was fine. Heck, I even encouraged you.
This is awkward.
I just get the impression that you're trying to look like some kind of selfless saint.
And lo, the light did shine down upon him and he did know the truth.
I don't know what you mean.

 

by Iron_E
7-30-02
How can I make an utter ass of myself and attack Paul unnecessarily?
I've got it! I'll encourage Paul to create his own comic strip, show him how, then blame him for staling my idea because I'm a complete and utter bastard!
Uh, Oh. I think I said that last statement instead of thinking it.

 

by Iron_E
7-30-02
The dilligent employees of the Advance Summer camp discuss how to control children.
This psychology book says that younger children can be easily manipulated by feelings of guilt...
How does that help?
Umm...

 

by Iron_E
7-30-02
The dilligent employees of the Advance Summer camp discuss how to control children.
This psychology book says that younger children can be easily manipulated by feelings of guilt...
How does that help?
Wellll...we could tell them that they're the reason that daddy left.
How about, you're the reason Grandma got cancer!
That's great! And we'll follow it up with, YOU KILLED JESUS!
Umm...

 

by Iron_E
8-07-02
Moving in the new roomate.
Well now that Zach's gone I guess it's just you and me, eh Garrett.
cock shit, fucking shit , shit shit the bitch in the shit
Sudden realization.
and my balls, my balls balls balls fucking shit balls, bitch I'll fuck your balls
Conclusion.
I now realize that I hate you. Where's Mike Thomas?
Give me pain lord of vile death, I ask for your power power over BALLS and SHIT, SHIT and BALLS! Take me master now!

 

by Iron_E
8-07-02
This is not based on true events.
Hi Becca would you like to go flaunt your sexy body, or would you like me to just rub you down with lotion?
No please, let me rub you down first Fallen.
Don't judge me.
Can I blow you again Garrett?
...O.K., just make sure that my luckless roommate is aware of how much play I'm getting and he's not.
I'm not a stone man! I feel!
God I miss getting laid.

 

by Iron_E
8-07-02
Paul and Pierre on Justice and the Good.
Is it wrong of me to want your sister just on the basis of taking something of yours?
hmm...
ethics.
damn.
YES!
Thank you sweet apathy.
But do you care?
Not really no.

 

by Iron_E
10-13-02
I have no will power, but I can only admit to my sins in my inner voice.
Hello everybody, I've been around for a while but I'm back.
I'm silently asking you not to judge me.
I know I know, I said no more strips. But, well Chris Billioux has taught me alot about peer pressure and how to have friends I have to fit in...
Help me broke apart my insides.
permanent goddamned scars! Fuck, I don't want a tatoo you fucker! I don't like that you have this power over me! Chris Billioux, leave me alone I wanna go home.

 

by Iron_E
10-14-02
...Homer
...the Illiad
Read a book!

 

by Iron_E
10-15-02
So then I said "Let's get him"!
That was your big plan, let's get him?!?

 

by Iron_E
10-15-02
Now I don't wanna hurt nobody...
This week makes one year since I have last been laid.
...but I would KILL someone, in fron of their own momma, for some play from some hot female something or other
Hi ... Owens
And if anyone saw me, I'd gouge their eyes out

 

by Iron_E
10-16-02
All is quiet at the Billioux/Davies townhouse.
Still quiet mind you.
From 0 to lynch mob in less than thirty seconds

 

by Iron_E
11-10-03
I left my previous apartment with Garrett...
balls, shit, balls, balls- balls nasty! Murgash tommen.
Well... I'm moving now. Bye.
... and into a new place with a flower eating third world historian hippy...
Hi Justin!
This country's going to hell. I have to go fight the man.
... and a Republican conservative. Oh the dichotomy! Oh Lord, the DICHOTOMY!
Hi Scott!
I love this country! I've got to go be "The Man"!

 

by Iron_E
11-11-03
And the awkward silence is a go.
Oh God, were we just hanging out or were we having a date I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope...
He's cute... in that fuzzy, chubby, neurotic sort of way.
Ah, Nerd love.
So was this our fist date? As long as you have no aversion to the idea.
It is if you want it to be. I have no problem with it if you don't.
Thank you LORD!
So... this WAS our first date right?
yes... it was nice.

 

by Iron_E
12-29-04
Welcome.
Hello, fellows and fellow-ettes. I'm back and I think that I will be writing comics again. I mean, comics that don't get me in trouble this time.
Back.
So much has changed since I last made a comic. I am out of touch with American society and the popular culture of today's youth.
Happy New Year.
Cotter.
Yes, Cuban B.

 

by Iron_E
12-29-04
The game is a foot.
Well Garrett, here it is. All the evidence that I've collected concerning the murder of your comics.
Balls!
Well, its like a foot.
Yes...Balls, very good Garrett.
I said Poo!
This is why we don't live together anymore.
Grrr.
You're frustration is like unto ambrosia.

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