Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.

Author: JESUSSANDWICH

Date: October 24, 2005

by JESUSSANDWICH
10-24-05
Alas another night of getting drunk alone at my fat girlfriends house.
I fear tonight I will die of alcohol poisoning. My greatest regret is never knowing my parents.
Holy fucking shit what the fuck is that!
I am the ghost of Fred Willard. Prepare to see what life is like without colonoscopies.