Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.

Author: JESUSSANDWICH

Date: October 24, 2005

by JESUSSANDWICH
10-24-05
Let me take a guess.
Alrighty.
You're the best friend to Kirk Douglas who befriended a midget who told him to help all the people in the world so he can gain height. Something like that?
All wrong.
Then what?!
I am Ed Begley Jr's best friend.