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by JRJC
3-29-16
So your like my clone or something
Yup,you are correct
Isn't this kind of cliche
Hey what do you expect we're in a fucking Webcomic made from a strip Creator with pre-made characters I mean I can't even move
WHAT!?
It's nothing I'm just being meta.I mean meta isn't overplayed by now right ?

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
Holy shit! What the fuck happened to the world
Oh I--Hey wait a minute you don't look that worried
What do you mean
what kind of comic is this.the characters don't even have any emotions
That's not the problem here
Yes it is if the creator wants this to be a successful series then the character should have---oh wait this are pre-designed characters I forgot

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
Pre designed what does that mean ?
No idea
Ok look we have to find out what happened to our world
Oh that,well I can explain
You see
Wait did we change sides

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
Yeah I can do that
What are you ? Are you A clone of me or some kind of God
A mix of both really
Ok then explain
Prepare for a lot of exposition in the next panel
Prepare for a lot of exposition lets sit down The bench is still here
Well that's convenient

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
So I was born in a science lab.i know original right anyway apparently you um what's your name again
Gabriel
Yeah you have a special ability I have no idea what that is but iyou have it.
Oh fuck so that means I'm a god
To be continued
Don't flatter yourself I'm the god here baby I just used this body as a host since you have some special ability or something
Aw man

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
Anyway
Hey wait if your a god how come you were born on a science lab
Didn't you hear science has found a way to make gods
Really
Nah I'm just fucking with them
Um

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
It all started when this scientist was giving up hope in this local experiment
Damn it I just can't make this damn Machine to make a god I mean we have the technology right
Now this idea and machine is stupid but I was bored so I decided to fuck with them for a bit
Oh hey look it's my twin brother.Hey man how's it going
Chief you gotta look at this it finally worked
Anyway long story short I went to the lab to fuck with them but when I appeared apparently they had plans to use me to take over the multiverse or some shit like that so I escaped then I met you

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
Before you ask yes this isn't my original body it's was something completely different
Ok this is fascinating and all but I just want to go home
Oh I can do that hold on
Here we go
Uh finally I'm going to get some food I'm starving

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
Hey wait why did you tell me your origins I mean you didn't have to
Eh I was bored I guess and we didn't have anything to talk about really
Hey wanna come and live with me
Yeah sure why not it does get lonely there but I won't be in this body anymore since it doesn't seem to do anything
Yes that is actually his real body
So what's your original body then
THIS!!

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
Xenoyahboweh

 

by JRJC
3-29-16
In the latest news,a grey monster has been spotted in the streets of Detroit City and is now heading to New Jersey.The Monster is dangerous and destructive
A 100,000 dollar reward shall be given to whoever captures the monster and brings it to the local science lab
Oh sweet,what does this monster look like
This is a picture of the monster
Oh Fuck no,Not him Please

 

by JRJC
3-30-16
Hey,Come on let's go catch the monster
Bad idea man,you don't know what your getting into
Do you know that thing?
Know him.He's my dad !
.....Ok you got some explaining to do
Well I guess I'll start from the beginning.....again

 

by JRJC
3-30-16
So that monster is the God of gods and he came here to get you back to heaven with the other gods
Yup that's pretty much it.Oh and his name is Xenoyahboweh but Yahweh for short,he doesn't like to be called god
Wait--I still have more questions like why did you bring me to that place with the white background
I guess I wanted you to be familiar with your environment
Ok here we go again with the for foreshadowing bullshit
Look the reason why I'm being so cryptic is because I don't want to mess up your future.Now come on we have to find God before some other weirdo finds him first

 

by JRJC
3-31-16
Ooh yeah,it's been a while since I hunted anything
This thing is an abomination and I must kill it.I shall use Gods Will--and my army of followers to kill this thing
Finally.....I can afford that.....mask I've been wanting

 

by JRJC
3-31-16
Finally--I can--fund--a new space trek movie--using that--money
Eyyyy I can use that money to buy new parts for my time machine eyyyyyy
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!IMMMMM SOOOO HIGGHHHHH!!!!!

 

by JRJC
4-01-16
I'm gonna kill it !!!!
Hahahahaha Baka pwede na ako mapunta sa home planet ko
I just want to kill God

 

by JRJC
4-01-16
I just want something to do
How did I get a tv here?
Ok this segment is going on for a while.Don't worry the story will continue with a new story arc called the hunt.

 

by JRJC
4-01-16
I just want something to do
How did I get a tv here?
Ok this segment is going on for a while.Don't worry the story will continue with a new story arc called the hunt.

 

by JRJC
4-03-16
Ok so since the news are giving us updates on where GOD is It will be easy to find him
Hey hold on,what's with the outfit
It's my superhero outfit
I'm know for a fact that Rorschach isn't a superhero
He's an anti-hero so that counts right
Go change right now

 

by JRJC
4-03-16
Ok sisters let us destroy this mo--where are the others
Sorry father I'm the only one who showed up
Only you?
Well yeah...oh I almost forgot my brother Calvin he is a total Jesus freak
Oh,where is he then
In a peace rally near us

 

by JRJC
4-03-16
So where's your brother
There he is
Hey bro you ready
As ready as I'll ever be sister.The rally is done anyway so let's go
....you're kidding right?
Hey don't be rude,he's skinny but he can still fight

 

by JRJC
4-03-16
Spork--you came--thank god
William my real name is Leandro not Spork that's just my character
Whatever--did anyone--other than you--came
Yes Hughie came but that's it
Great--that's good enough--where is--he
Apparently he said he was beaming in but I think that was just a joke

 

by JRJC
4-04-16
What's up you slimy fucks it's me
Ah--Scottie--welcome back
Shat tha fuck up ya delusional sonafabitch I'm only here for the moolah
That's the spirit--I'm sure--we can-catch the monster--in no time
Where's the booze

 

by JRJC
4-04-16
My wabbit senses detect the creatures is near
Now stop right there
Who's there?
You!
Yes rabbit,it's me your worst night mare

 

by JRJC
4-05-16
Listen Ernie we can talk about this
Let's not waste our time in talk.You ruined my life
It's not my fault your wife likes rabbit dick
BE QUIET!!!!
Let's just put the gun down and settle this like men...and animal.Who knows we might have a threesome you know
Thats it!!!

 

by JRJC
4-05-16
.......
.........
*sigh* he should have stayed quiet

 

by JRJC
4-06-16
Ok so the rabbit shoots the hunter now what.
Ughh I knew making these comics 2 times a day was a bad idea.There is no way I could keep this up forever
Whatever I'm going to take a break for a few moons.No ones gonna care I only have one follower

 

by JRJC
4-08-16
Ok so my last strip was supposed to be a joke making fun of yoshihiro togashi but due to unfortunate circumstances I actually have to go on a hiatus
You see....I was diagnosed with cancer.The cancer cells were found were in my butt unfortunately.Now it can be cured but we don't know how long it can take.hell we aren't even sure it will work at al
I hope I will be healed soon but until then I will put my strips on hold.Thank you and good bye

 

by JRJC
6-06-16
Should I return?
......
Nah back to bed.

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