How Stars Got Their Start

Author: JenBen

Date: January 15, 2003

by JenBen
1-15-03
Look, your soul isn't worth much, what else you got?
How about my chewing gum wrapper chain?
you're kidding right?
ummm...ok, how about my older sister? She's blond!
And so, Christina Aguilera becomes a star.
You've got a deal! Starting tomorrow, she only gets to wear chaps however.
That's more than she wears now!