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by Jesus_Sweets
1-28-01
At first they were just friends....
Am I gay or what?!?
Fuck Alan Shepard....
Until......
JEWS MUST DIE!!!!
But I'm not your mother?
The wombat ran over my can of turtle soup. TIme to leave this place.
My beat goes BOOM!!!
Where do we go? Where do we go now? Where do we go? Sweet child of mine....

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-28-01
The fires of Broomall shall rot your soul, sinner!!!
I'm a sad, sad clown. So sad. If you give me a nickel I'll rub your ball sack.... So sad.
The fires of Broomall shall rot your soul!!
Woe is me. I shall never be happy again. Never... NEVER NEVER NEVER! Boo hoo. Give me your first born and I'll scrump you all over. So sad.
Boop!
Damn skippy....

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-28-01
Man, do I hate niggers!

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-28-01
Did you know that I can bend my penis??
I do now.....

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-28-01
What?
SUDDENLY!!
Fuck me...

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-29-01
All he wanted was an answer....
Pardon me, but am I just too suave for my own good?
Couldn't tell you buddy....
Perhaps he was just asking the wrong question....
Excuse me, but do you think that I'm just too suave for my own good?
Sorry, Pal. I'm just an elephant. THE MOST HATED ANIMAL IN ALL OF EXISTENCE!! Except for those dirty bumbly bees... Man, it would suck to be a bumbly bee.
Why yes! Yes I do!
Ficken Sie Jesus?
Why YES! Yes I do!!

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-29-01
One day, when Little Johnny (the negro seen below) was out for one of his hourly walks, he ran across a bird. Unbeknownst to Little Johnny, the bird was a Mexican Supremacist. Uh oh...I see some juic
Hi there!
You see, the bird had grown up in a broken home. No mother to love him, no father to beat him. The bird masturbated almost every day to naked pictures of Jared. This is why the bird was such a Mex
Umm...excuse me, Mr. I just wanted to have a little chat...
Shooooowumpus!!!!
"Shooooowumpus," ironically being the sound Little Johnny's pet walrus used to make was very offended. Not know whether the bird meant to mock him or not, Little Johnny followed up the conversation
Meep¿
Whitey will pay!!!

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-29-01
Yeah yeah....hhmmm hmmm... Wheels keep turning...OH YEAH! Something's burning...
Shock...SHOCK! Yeah yeah... Too much at stake...and the music's breakin'...SHOCK.....SHOCK....
*applause*
Yeaaeeah Yeaaah....Shock the monkey! Shock the monkey! I said Shock the monkey tonight...SHOCK THE MONKEY!

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-30-01
Waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle, Waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle waffle
Waffle....Waffle...waffle waffle--
MY-PLE SEERUP!!!
NO NO NO YOU STUPID BASTARD!!! How many times do I have to tell you?!?! It's "MYPLE SEE-RUP!! SEEEEE-RUP!!!"
Sorry.... I'm just no good at anything...

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-31-01
The following is a short conversation between two obviously intelligent members of the African-American race:
Hello, friend! Did you see that morning dew? What a lovely day!
Oh yes!!! I always enjoy waking up to the beautiful sight of mother nature at its purest. Hey, lets go help the Earth! YEAH!
And THAT, friends, is why I HATE niggers....

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-31-01
You know, being a dirty messiah, I have lots of time to think about things by myself.
I like to think about flowers and peace and hippos, and out of all this thinking, I believe that I have come to the following conclusion:
Only faggots have skin disease...

 

by Jesus_Sweets
1-31-01
That's why I sacrifice Jews... they really know how to dance... Smack 'em up, smack 'em down, make em shit in their pants...
That's why I sacrifice Jews... They like it in the ass... Smack 'em up, smack 'em down...They really love to give me gas...
Keep on cowering down in fear....Bend over a little more so I can fuck you in the ear... Oh it's true... I like to sacrifice Jews...
What's a Jew?

 

by Jesus_Sweets
2-05-01
Hey Jesus... You really don't like us niggers, do you?
Not particularly....
Well you know, you should give us dirty niggers a try. As they say in da ghetto, "Once you try black, you'll never go back!!"
Oh, really? That's interesting...Because as they say in Israel:
????
SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!

 

by Jesus_Sweets
2-06-01
Friday--
SO YOU WANNA BE WHITE!!?!?!
HOLY TOLEDO!! Is that....SPOILED MILK!?!!?
Saturday--
SO YOU WANNA BE WHITE!!?!?!
Oh my....OH MY SWEET CHRIST!! WHAT'S THIS SHIT ALL OVER ME!?!? WHEEZE!!!!
Sunday--
SO YOU WANNA BE WHITE!!?!?!
Don't even try it, fat boy...

 

by Jesus_Sweets
2-06-01
Check....
Man.... I'm such a guided missile today.....
Check...
Sweet Lord....I'm such a rotary phone.....
ZIMPIS MAHOiOiO!!!!!!!!!!
Wheeeeeze..... I'm such a walrus. Yeah..... That's it. A walrus. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!? HUH!? YOU GOT SOME SORT OF FUCKING PROBLEM!?!??!

 

by Jesus_Sweets
2-07-01
Well it IS my job......
Come on....Just this one?? I've been waiting for so long...
We're on a road to nowhere......Da Da Da Dum....Takin' that ride to nowhere....Doo doo Do Doo

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