All comics by Jezza

 

by Jezza
1-27-04
The Metal Rawk Girl, and the Emo Jew Boy
Hey Babes...Whatcha up too?
peep?
drinking much??
...
so...there was a picture of a roster crossing the road...
not again...
and it had SHOES ON!!!

 

by Jezza
1-27-04
and it continues...
umm, that's nice hun...
where my puppies??? :: squeezs u until u squeek::
let the squooshing begin
::argh:: i don't squeek...
squeez...squeez...
GRR! stop it!
qUaCk?!? ::cocks head to side::

 

by Jezza
1-27-04
They are probably sleeping back at my house...
::bite snap bark bite:: LETS GO!
puppies?? ::squeek::
hmmm... i dunno where they could be...
too good to be true... *continued*
gggrrrrrooooowwwwwllll
but look... a bed... ::wink wink::

 

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by Jezza
1-27-04
don'tcha wanna smack people?
so what? a bed? ::poke::
aarrrggghhh... yes a BED...
yes, a bed...
and what can 2 people use a bed for??
c'mon you can do it...
sleep?
sleeping... together??

 

by Jezza
1-27-04
you wanna go sleepies?
yes... with you...
coudl ti be?!?!!?
okay silly butt
w00tie w00t w00t!!!
Later...
well i feel rested ::yawns::
damn j00... BANG ME...not actually sleep

 

by Jezza
1-27-04
what the world has come too
Jesus.... i need laid...
My gawd child.. i am NOT A MACHINE!
but but but...::pouts::... you are my bondage buddy!
did i mention how red my ass STILL is from last week?!?!
Satan... I... ummm
Muahahaha...Jesus couldn't get it up again huh??

 

by Jezza
1-27-04
WHY can't i just get laid?! i mean my b/f won't do me... jesus is a pussy...GRR
okay...1st adam is j00-ish...remember? jesus loves the cock... you know what you need??
ohh...gee... thanks Satan... a banjo...that helps...
but wait... my eager lil beaver....play this banjo and all will be humper-ific!
well lets give this darn thing a try ::plays banjo::
I will be your bondage buddy....

 

by Jezza
1-27-04
Hey Kristin... Guess what?
What? Adam do you yet?
nooo... but BETTER!!!...SATAN LOVES ME MORE!!!
Dduuddee... that is only b/c you bum rush him all the darn time
i got this magical banjo see... and if i play it i get a new FRESH BONDAGE BUDDY!!ready for ass whipping w00tie w00t!
Ooooooo.... can i borrow it??

 

by Jezza
1-27-04
hmm... just play the banjo right??
hey baby...can i bear your children?
bunnies need some lovin too
AAAHHHHHHH!!!! WTF!?!?!?! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
c'mon lemme trweak a nipple...c'mon...
lemme alone!!! don't make me get teh kunfu dykes on your ass!
oohhh...sweetie you know how i like it... rough and dykey

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