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by Joe!!!
1-14-01
hide me dude, I just stole a pack of gumdrops
ok, I'll nail the lid down so they can't get in
................
oops, lemme try again
huh?
how'd I pull that one off?

 

by Joe!!!
1-14-01
Put the shelves in place and you're done.
I guess that works. I'll just put on the finishing touches.
Done, and done.

 

by Joe!!!
1-14-01
Lookin for a ride?
Sure! But it'll cost ya.
All I got on me is a dime.
The END!
Was it good for you?
.................................

 

by Joe!!!
1-14-01
AARRGGG
AARRGGG
RRRRAAAARR
RRRAAARRRR
***boink***
***boink***

 

by Joe!!!
1-16-01
YEAH YEAH BOY!!!
WE GONNA KICK IT OLD SCHOOL
WEELLLLLLL
We're the rappin little brothers and we're here to say, good neutrition is the way to play!
Fruits, grains, dairy and meats....
Watch out guys, don't eat too many sweets!

 

by Joe!!!
1-16-01
Hurry up man, someone's gonna catch us.
What if people imagin that he turns into a ghost and they follow him mindlessly for centuries!?
I doubt that will happen...
Although...people=shit.
You said it.

 

by Joe!!!
1-18-01
This grass tastes like shit.
MMMOOOOOommmWOOOOOwwwowowow!
Mad cow disease gettin ya down?
............
Yes

 

by Joe!!!
1-18-01
Where the hell am I?
I have abducted you for research!
So, in other words I'm hallucinating again? Man, last time somthing like this happened, I wrote a really long book.
I owe aaallll my success to you man.

 

by Joe!!!
1-20-01
Don't let a death in the family hide the smile on your face.
Be a Wallstreet kid.

 

by Joe!!!
1-20-01
President Bush, how do you plan on digging America out of this hell hole you call "Earpth"?
Welp, Mrs. Walertresses, my first and formostly abjectitude is to get them thair rabid dogs I let loose outta here!
And then, I plan on setting up a foundation for the humorless, because as we all know, laughter is the best Mexican.

 

by Joe!!!
1-21-01
Stiff upper lip! Stiff upper lip!
And I shoot, shoot, shoot from the hip!
Damn, I guess my time as finally come. I thought I could cheat death for ever.
You're a tricky bunch of fellows AC DC!

 

by Joe!!!
2-03-01
UHG!!!
ZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzz
ME AM BIZZARO!!! NO FUNNY STUFF!!!
But I have somthing for you.
BIZZARO NO WANT!!! BIZZARO HAVE FUN NOW!!!
But it still hurts from last time.

 

by Joe!!!
2-08-01
As America watches in hopeful anticipation, our saviors ready themselves.
You ready for this shit?
Yeah.
Cross your fingers folks.
Lets do this.
Finally, President Bush's reign of idiodic terror comes to a glorious end.
Hi five dude, we win.
Sweet.

 

by Joe!!!
2-15-01
Hi Boldozer!
Hi Gugg! Me am put an picture up.
So, what's up?
Your ex-wife Ly'tul. HI HI HI.
Huh?
My name's Boldozer. My name's Boldozer. My name's Boldozer. My name's Boldozer. My name's Boldozer. My name's Boldozer.

 

by Joe!!!
2-16-01
Saddam Hussan, known for his aparently random actions is fucking around again.
What are they talking about. I am brillient leader!!
Yes yes! The next stage of my plan is to unleash wrath of killer squirrels!!!
**chitter chitter** I'm gonna put my evil in you.
I have adorned them in the most beautiful appaerl, of course.

 

by Joe!!!
2-16-01
Goodness me. Where am I?
I have abducted you and plan to do much testing
Wh...What kind of testing?
Many probes will be involved.
***porn music***
This must be a dream!
Here goes.

 

by Joe!!!
3-19-01
Special thanks to the Backstreet Boys for providing these beautiful lyrics.
I open my eyes, I see your face, I cannot hide, I can't erase.
The way you make me feel inside. You complete me girl.
That's why, Something about you makes me feel, Baby my heart wants to reveal, I'm down on my knees, I'm asking you, Say these three words I wanna hear from you.
Yes I will, Take your hand and walk with you, Yes I will, Say these three words that promise to.
Yes I will, Give you everything you need, And someday start a family with you.

 

by Joe!!!
7-12-01
The blackness of my heart, it drowns me in my sleep. I wake with bloody sheets and realize I enjoy dineing on fine meats *wink*
wtf?
My shirt was blue, but now is grey. I LIKE WRESTLING WITH BOYS IN HAY.
?
I came to rock you, like a bat out of hell, but now realize that I'm under your spell. Those big strong arms, that painted face. Now lower your pants....
And say hello to my mace. *sprits sprits*

 

by Joe!!!
7-14-01
What's up?
Stephan, why don't you get yer damn hair cut?
FUCK YOU!
God damn mother fucker. How about I cut your throat? Damn slutty basterd, mother fucker cocksucker.
Sowwy....

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