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by Johnboystg
12-09-03
a typical AIM conversation for Johnboy
so yeah.... my contract for work is being extended again
thats cool man. congrats. what was with that away message you had up earlier?
thanks..... oh that.... yeah you know that optical illusion where you put a stick in water and it looks bent?
yeah?
thats the reason I take showers instead of baths
you need help man

 

by Johnboystg
12-09-03
I need those needles and syringes ordered
Kim, Kevin said we only need one and we can reuse it since its the same solution all the time. So we just need one.
I told you we need one for each time we use it. I know what I'm doing Sigma told me how many I needed.
right and it isn't at all possible that they're trying to take advantage of the situation to make money.
so order the 50 of each for $5450 and blah, blah, blah .............. ...............

 

by Johnboystg
12-11-03
The most wonderful time of the year? It's more like the most expensive time of the year.
I've been Christmas shopping almost everynight this week and I'm still not done.
I only have a few people left to buy for but I've spent so much money it isnt even funny
I need to find a way to make more money without wasting a lot of time.
hmmm... if only there was a sperm bank next to a red cross somewhere nearby!

 

by Johnboystg
12-15-03
Johnboy imagines the conversation he'll be having with the Cambridge Police about his car.
It was parked in Alewife station. I got back to it at 11:30 at night so it had been there about 16 hours...
uh huh
and it wasn't until I got home that I noticed the damage all along the driver's side.
Is there anything I can do?
Oh you can get me a donut. I havent eaten anything since the ride over here.

 

by Johnboystg
12-17-03
Johnboy's real conversation with the Cambridge Police about his car.
It was parked in Alewife station. I got back to it at 11:30 at night so it had been there about 16 hours...
uh huh
and it wasn't until I got home that I noticed the damage all along the driver's side.
Is there anything I can do?
I know you called Saturday about this and we told you to come in but you should really be at the MBTA police station for this

 

by Johnboystg
12-19-03
No, I just don't believe in fate and destiny.
The idea that a higher power controls our thoughts and actions just doesn't seem possible.
There is so much we just don't understand though....
Ok Ok, now.... have her go into a chat room and ..... I'll have him go watch tv.
no I think she should go download more from Napster.

 

by Johnboystg
12-22-03
Video Games.... why waste good technology on science and medicine?
you spend too much time reading magnets at Spencer Gifts.........
I know but you have to use your sources of inspiration no matter what form they come in.

 

by Johnboystg
12-28-03
you know those days where nothing seems to go right?
Well I seem to be having a bunch of them one right after another.
for how long?
25 years 1 month and 24 days

 

by Johnboystg
1-10-04
Johnboy has another fine day at work
I need that machine for about an hour
I'm in the middle of using it. I told you I'd need it and it'd be running for a few hours.
I don't care I was supposed to have this done a while ago but now I want to finish this by Monday
FINE USE IT...... You know every time you open your mouth it makes me want to rip off your arms and beat you with them.

 

by Johnboystg
4-24-04
Lose something?
yeah and I know it was just here a second ago
........
What was it?
my train of thought

 

by Johnboystg
4-24-04
so the new job is ok?
yeah you know.... it's a job.....
You just like the whole being out of your parents' house thing...
Damn straight!

 

by Johnboystg
4-24-04
Yeah I'm living by myself.... new job.... I'm a free man
The Wonderful Internet
Hmmm somehow he still just doesn't seem like my type

 

by Johnboystg
6-28-04
Rob, I didn't think it would be possible to find a person just as annoying as Kim at this new job.
Yet somehow there seems to be one everywhere
Yeah, I think there is an infestation of them somewhere and they just spread everywhere... kinda like locusts

 

by Johnboystg
6-28-04
Wow look at that... he's going for it... that poor bastard... guaranteed he gets shot down right away.
Yeah but you have to give him credit for trying
But still I mean even I feel the impending danger

 

by Johnboystg
9-06-04
Yeah, I know its the three day holiday weekend and all but we're gonna need you to come in everyday of it for about 7-12 hours each time.
Why?
Well.... see its like this.... someone destroyed a wall and compromised the area so we have to fix it and revalidate the room.
And by we you mean me. OK fine, So I'll cancel some of my plans but just let me know ahead of time so I can enjoy some of my weekend.
Thats the thing, we don't know when we'll need you so you're on call and it has to be all done by wednesday so that we can go back to production and have you in to monitor our runs again...
So I have to be here third shift and then again during normal shifts... This place reminds me of a monkey fuckin a football!!!!!!!!!

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