Ask Jesus Why by JonDavis1-07-01 Hello, my child. How are you? My wang hurts. Doesn't Jesus get fed up with idiots after a while? Riiiight.... You asked.
Shenmoo by JonDavis1-07-01 Hey Jesus, the day of the incident, did you see 2 men in black suits? They were driving a black car. Get outta here, jerk off. - + A Shut up, you..... ...turd. Dude, you suck at QTEs.
Would you like some crotch...er, fries with that? by JonDavis1-07-01 Stop staring at my crotch, i'm getting all hot and bothered and I can't do anything about it. AHHH! God dammit, STOP! *Squirm* I love messing with them.
