All comics by JustusD01

 

by JustusD01
8-17-17
Meanwhile in Afganistan
Yo JC! sustainability is humbug! It's a joke by the Chinese. We need to build a wall!
Yo Trump! Thats not true! We need to help the environment! The planet is dying!
The world is gonna die anyway. Like you did!
That was rude. But your right, though.
I'm gonna let you have a look at few humans who suffer because of your stupidness!
Do what you want to do. But I will build a great, great wall and Mexico is gonna pay for that wall!

 

by JustusD01
8-17-17
After his discussion with JC
Oh no! Not him again!!!
Hey, what do you think about sustainability?
I don't want to live in a world in which no one cares about sustainability. I want that the politicain do more and speak less!!!
I think completely different about that but never mind. And what do think about me?
The boy commits suicide!
He is so stupid!
F*ck this sh*t I'm out!

 

by JustusD01
8-17-17
Trump returns to JC
JC that boy was just a maniac! I'm not convinced.
Booooy that guy committed suicide because of you, dumbass!
Yeah, but that wasn't my fault. I didn't see that coming...
Damn! Are you disabled? Didn't you read his mind?
In case you haven't noticed, but I'm not godlike as you! I can't read people's minds.
He thought: "He's so stupid." So, for some reason you are still not convinced. That's why I'm gonna get you in another situation!

 

by JustusD01
8-17-17
Next discussion with a cop
I heard you want to build a wall. That's illegal, Sir!
I'm the president of the United States. Your rules don't count for me.
But many people will suffer because of that wall, Sir!
I don't really care about that. I want my wall!
You don't understand! Stop just thinking about you!
I still don't care about that!

 

by JustusD01
8-31-17
Trump returns to JC, still not convinced...
Nope, he doesn't make a difference. Why are we even doing this here? I have a country to rule!
You jerk! Don't you see? No one wants your damn wall!
That's not true. I want it. And that's enough for meee!
Well, you're a tricky one. But we'll continue. I know, I can do this.
The fun continues...
Why do you even want to change me? I'm perfect!
No, you're not. Real perfectness does't exist... But anyway you're not even near it! Let me get you in another scenario.

 

by JustusD01
8-31-17
Trump meeting Stewie the paperclip...
What does he want here? This is a frekin' rubbish bin!
Well this is an awkward situation...
Don't you remember me?! I'm the paperclip you've thrown away for no reason last week! I was just a bit unproportional
Yeah... and I am the president of The United States. I just use paperclips which are in shape.
But you're harming the environment by doing that!
Well.. at least I didn't throw you in the garden of the white house this time...

 

by JustusD01
9-07-17
Donald is back at it again...
Well... you changed the background... How unpredictable...
Well... I'm a god. Get over it. Welcome to my house.
And I bet you got some news for me, right?
You're right: You didn't listen to the paperclip! You didn't even care! Donald, think it all over!
And there it goes again...
I won't let you tell me what to do! You know who I am! I am the most powerful person on earth
That doesn't matter if there isn't a real world! With great power comes great responsibility!

 

by JustusD01
9-07-17
Trump is back...
What was that?! Did I just discover a new species???
No that was Jeff... He sometimes visits me here. And he's not a fan of you.
Well... He wasn't nice... He shot the birdcage!
Wow, that surprises you? He worked on that presentation for years just to show you how cruel you are!
Off he goes...
So this was planned years ago???
Yup... I did that with some others. But that's not the point now... You don't understand! I'll try my best to get you on the right way.

 

by JustusD01
9-14-17
And again, JC tries everything...
Wow... No words for that. You didn't even believe someone who has a baby?! That's crazy!
But he was terribly wrong!
No, he wasn't! He was totally right! That is what this is all about! He got it on the point!
Well, maybe. But I still don't know what you want to teach me here! I'm sill perfect!
Well I still have a few scenarios for you. I'll get you!
You do know that I will tweet about this on Twitter, right?

 

by JustusD01
9-14-17
Trump returns to JC, thinking about the meeting he just had attended...
I love that priest. He loves me. I know that because he's talking about me every day... So, how was it?
That was different... He really makes me think about my actions.
Yeah, looks like I'm getting closer...
I don't know... But I should get that out of my head... So when can I leave? I have some work to do... You remember? The wall?
There he goes...
Dammit! Well, I'm not done with you yet!
I really hope for you that time has stopped for the last two hours... Otherwise everyone will search for me... I'm the most important person on earth!

 

by JustusD01
12-06-17
Irgendwann im Nirgendwo mit Greta und Pascal
Ey. Wie sehe ich aus?
Sieht ganz okay aus. Aber weißt du was?
Ne sag mal.
Deine schminke enthält Mikroplastik. Das schadet der Umwelt
Oh, wusste ich gar nicht. Sollte ich mich jetzt nicht mehr schminken?
Gute Idee! Hilft dir ja sowieso nicht xD

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