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by Keanrs
3-02-01
Niel Keanrs was bored one day...
So whats this bunk about then?
Karnmees you make some cartoons
moh!
Jesus Christ...

 

by Keanrs
3-02-01
Hmm lets see... #digi that looks nice
***topic in #digi is 'MOHH FUCKONG I FUCKED YOUR MUM
These people can't exist...
ASL NEWBIE MUHUH ,YOU GOT BORBS????? FUCKING
These kerazy Brits.. I guess the feeble American brane can't handle the sheer IRONY of it all, or something
NAH NAH And we all like VIN DA LOO!!!! Were INGERLAND, We gonna scroe ONE MORE than you.................. nah nah nah...... nah nah nah . NAH NAH. something something bucket of Vindaloo..... VINDALOO

 

by Keanrs
3-02-01
Brighton seafront, some time in June
Hello Zygoats.
Hello Kenmarfdsa
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Where are the homosexuals? I'm scared
Let's get drunk and end up naked in a ditch somewhere. I think they call it 'male bonding'
Chim Chim Chimerooo!

 

by Keanrs
3-02-01
Hello. I'm TV's Huw Edwards. Now we go live to Hull, where something is going on
YOU STUDENT BASTARD I'LL KILL YOU
Do I run, or feed him beer... or kill him with my credit card and nine-bar?
Well????
moh! Running out of ideas 3:16 MANGGGG i'm grate

 

by Keanrs
3-02-01
Hello. I'm TV's George W Bush. You might remember me from such fixed elections as USA 2000.
Mr Bush are you suggesting we take you seriously as a President?
I'd like you all to know that I care deeply about the environment, overseas policy, and the stupid gun laws the US has today. AND my brother Jeb said it was a done deal!
Mr Bush will you keep up the tradition of adulterous sex in the Oval office?
........ Can I have some new pants please? And a nice plate of sausages?
moh

 

by Keanrs
3-02-01
Hello. I am Jeremy Beadle MBE. You may remember me from usch award presentations as "Withered Hand Celebrity Gifts 34", or "Beardy Cunts 3"
As there is a war on, I'd like to take this oppurtunity to apologise for inflicting such terrible televison on the public of Great Britain since the early 1980's.
And I've got a new NBC show called "I've Been Framed" where the American public try to frame me for disgusting crimes, until i am found guilty, and imprisoned. For life. Thank you.
moh

 

by Keanrs
3-02-01
Hello. I am the Lord Jesus Robert Christ, Esq.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all my fans for making my book, 'The Bible' number one bestseller of all time.
But i made up that bit about the fish and bread, and that water/wine farrago. Oh yeah, and I'm not really the son of God. GOD!! You people are idiots.
Moh. You are going to HELL, Kearns.

 

by Keanrs
3-02-01
The Brits, yesterday
Hi. My name is HUH chikka chikka slim shady.
"Dear Slim, I want your COCK"
Mahh. Gay men want you d00d.
Why don't women want me mang?
I think he wants to fist me with that knife...

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