All comics by Kenneh

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
Gabe is obviously confused...
This is pretty damn strange
Die you will all die......
Not the vortex!
This is screwed.....Taking orders from a tuna can...
So you defy me?! Come into my swirly vortex thingy!
It ends here... or does it?
Why me
Told you so.

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
Oh my goodness....
My little sister says she can beat you all the way to canada... Probably could to...
Oh really? :) I'll take her anyday...
Next day, Gabe actually fights the little sister.
Die!!!!
What the hell?!
Bye Gabe.... :)

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
What a cute little squirrel...
Thats what he thinks...
My gosh, cutest squirrel I ever saw...
Die!!!!
eh
Wowie mommy. come look at this!

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
WAR! HUH! What is it good for?
so, how was I?
You stink!
Um...Sir, I think there is someone outside who wants to see you...
I already spoke to him..MWAHAHAHA

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
All your base are belong to us....
Is "All Your Base" a type of hair cleaning wash? Becuase I really need some dandruff shampoo...
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Totally radical dude..... good thinking dude... but wait... dude... whats that mean, dude?
All your base... base base base... all your base, are now belong to us, all you base, base base base... Now belong to us...
Pretty sweet man, I run a poetry joint around the corner, you should come by... Ya dig? :)

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
You ever heard of the "KidzOnFire" gaming clan? They play loads of Half-Life.... and some of them play UT and Q3..
kidsonFIRE huh?? Hmm.....
Dude, you alive?
I wanna join Kidzonfire, I bet none of em can do this... ROCK ON KIDZONFIRE
You didn't have to take it so seriously...

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
Why the hell do I look like a friggin cow?!
Cows get no respect, they are eaten by a vast majority of the world, and they too damn fat...
Hey, Cowman! Got Milk?!
I hate my life....

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
This is the other ending for the famous "LittleSister" strip...
My little sister says she can beat yer @$$ all the way to Canada... She probably could to...
Yeah right, im what, 3 times her size? I could take her anyday dood.... :)
The next day, gabe fights the little sister.
SUPA MEGA WOMANLY PUNCH!
What the hell? Ah damn......
I really, really hate my life...
Welcome to Canada dear sir!

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
What you are about to see may startle you, it contains Gabe, and a large squirrel in a diaper who placed first at at a swimsuit competition.... lets watch (I get Gabes 1.5 ghz comp if he loses ^_^)
Heh heh ha ha heh heh...
Ah, Sh**!
And as you can see... The bloody squirrel beat Gabe....But in the long run, I keep Gabes 1.5 ghz computer, with 3 gigs of ram... and a ge-force 3 video card... Oh, happy days! ^_^

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
I have come to take you to the underworld, you will float in the pool of 5 million soals. You cannot escape, come now.
Wow, he gets right to the point, huh?
Come, now.
Ok, but let me pack my computer and quake 3 cd...
I hate my job...
That right there, thats messed up...

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
Hey man, the oddest thing just happened... I met the grim reaper, and he wanted me to go with him to the underworld...
And you didn't go with em? What kind of idiot are you?! ...... Well, what direction he go in?
That way.... If he takes you to the underworld, can I have your labtop?
Gah, fine..... I am goin after him, can't pass up a chance to meet the grim reapa...
So your the grim reaper?
Correct, who told you of my being here?

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
My friend wearing the yellow shirt over there on the bench did...
No bother.... I shall take you to the underworld, you will float in the pool of 5 million soals. You cannot escape, come now. But first, I'm going to edit your dna.... watch this...
What the hell?! I thought he was just playing around!
No, that isn't going to work... maybe this...
Holy crap man... I'm a cow..... Now I am really gonna kill Gabe for this....
Will this work? Hrm....... Nevermind, we're going now...

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
OF ALL TIMES FOR THE PHONE TO RING! Hold on there kid......
Stupid phone.... ok, kid, I must report back.... I'll be back for you...Time to transform into a fireball of death and go home...
After he leaves.... I am gonna get the hell out of here, kill Gabe... and play some Half-Life...
HAH.... I can read minds to you pitiful fool.... Before I go, I will change you back to your normal self, .. but... I am taking your Half-Life cd with me! Mwuahaha....
NOT MY HALF-LIFE CD! Whats this... WHAT THE HELL?! YOU TURNED ME INTO GABE! Oh wel.... the hell with it.... I'll just buy another copy of HL...What worries me most is what gabe is going to say...

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
Wonder how hes doing...
Hey, your a good looking man, have I seen you before?
ITS ME DAMNIT! THE GRIM REAPER CHANGED ME INTO LIKE 3 DIFFERENT THINGS, BUT THEN HE TURNED ME INTO YOU AND LEFT!
I hate this job, Psyco teenagers....
I feel your pain...

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
Kids, we have tried to think of something to say in this topic, but there is simply nothing to say.
Hes right.... SO I have decided to create my own topic... The topic is: Guinfighter meets the balerina... who gets eaten by a swamp creature... from a distant galaxy called "Morg"
I have a feeling this will be odd...
I can't start without the swamp guy to bite my head off.... be right back, if you see him, tell em to eat you instead..
Ive come to this world to eat the balerina who meets the gunfighter... You must be her.... Prepare to die small brained womanly dogfish thing..
I really, REALLY hate my life...

 

by Kenneh
8-25-01
ding
dong
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dong
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ENOUGH ALREADY!!! GEEZ!!!!

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