All comics by Kilbia

 

by Kilbia
4-23-04
Hey, thanks man. My dying on a cross like this means all those people you kill every day will find happiness in heaven!
...?
Aw, man, me and my big mouth.

 

by Kilbia
5-10-04
Mo...ses....
What the...?
This is GOD. You must free the Israelites from slavery and lead them to their Promised Land!
Oh, wow! Yes, of course, anything you say, GOD! I'm on my way right now!
Heh heh... sucker.

 

by Kilbia
5-12-04
Gramma, The Bible says we can't eat pork because pigs don't chew their cud!
Oh, sweetie, that's in the OLD Testament. We're Christian, and Jesus said we were free from the dietary restrictions.
Gramma, The Bible says women are unclean when they're on their periods, and need to make a sacrifice and be forgiven for it afterward!
Oh, sweetie, that's an example of culture influencing writing. They had to worry about blood-borne illness, and things were pretty misogynistic back then anyway.
Gramma, the Bible says men aren't supposed to lie with men like they do with women!
You're damn right - all them faggots are going straight to hell!

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