All comics by Klendau

 

by Klendau
3-16-03
Wipey gets caught cheating again..
How could Wipey do this to me? I thought he loved me!
Come over here love and smoke a blunt with me fs
Wipey, I warned you, I said it would get you in trouble
I know Dingo, but it felt so right..
The truth comes out..
Wipey, you have to tell everyone, I'll arrange a NoS member meeting..
But I thought it was our little secret, you have such nice hands :o

 

by Klendau
3-16-03
NoS HC discuss..
Sethy, how can we make us command staff more popular? I feel unloved :(
I have an idea, but i'm not sure you're gonna like it...
What's the idea Sethy, we really do need to make some new friends :/
Well Kal, we tell everyone that i'm a hot female, I might even get lucky with some cyber..
The plan unfolds..
OMG SETHY! A BRILLIANT IDEA! I WILL GET WIPEY ON WITH THE IMAGERY RIGHT AWAY..
fs, I was just going out to make sweet love to the women Dingo, can I do it tomorrow?

 

by Klendau
3-16-03
NFU vs Wrath
Zhil, you should never have attacked NFU, we were 1337 fs
I am sorry Necro, but it was the only way for me to make Sid respect me!
Tbh, as long as I have base, I couldn't care about the alliance
Maybe when we get out of here, we can start a new alliance? we could name it Eclipse or something?!
The plans fall to pot..
fs Zhil, that's _SO_ last round!
leave me alone you big elephant, uncle Sid loves me :(

 

by Klendau
3-16-03
fAp fAp fAp
lo WebAngel, any chance of joining Olympians?
I don't know you do i?
No, I don't think so, I only started playing 2 days ago!!!!1233445
Hmmm... well, recruitment is pretty tight - We only take the best!
Member number 736
I am ranked top 2000 by the way, I am pretty good yeah?
Well, good enough for me - welcome to Olympians!

 

by Klendau
3-16-03
Sex appeal sells..
DiabZ, we are probably the sexiest men in NoS, right?
Ronin, you needn't even ask.. I think that Xandria chick fancies me \o/
Excellent.. it's all falling into place, by tomorrow, all the females will donate us their ships and we shall reign triumphant!
Ronin, your plans always get us in trouble fs - stealing Grendel's thong in VtS meant we had to sit in #VeA for the entire r5 fs!
Foiled at last!
HA! FOILED! DINGO SHALL HEAR OF THIS! i have always been the sexiest man in NoS...
Good work Wipey my boy.. good work.

 

by Klendau
7-04-03
FAnG and Eclipse HC discuss "victory"
Well sir FeNiX, we certainly taught sliekas and LDK a lesson!!11... 8 alliances vs 1 is the way do it if you ask me
i dunno irvine, we did go a bit over teh top
Strength and Honour
well i've spat on his grave now, i've got a few of his roids, and killed some ships, i'm gonna go and discuss forming a block for r10.. brb
great thinking master, i'll send the pa mails straight away!
Lrytas saves the day!
DIE YOU BITCH IRVINE!! YE SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY LDK, I ALSO HUMPED YOUR GOAT THIS MORNING!!! PWNED!!!!!!
FFS NO! NOT MY GOAT! IM GONNA TELL ZHIL ABOUT THIS U CNUT! AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING!!!

 

by Klendau
7-04-03
The Galaxy Gets Incoming..
KLEN WAKE UP! GLOBE HAS TEH INC!!!11121
FS RINOA IT'S 5AM IN TEH MORNING U NOOB!
Globe gets his groove on \o/
AH KLEN YOU'RE HERE! FS TEH EVHUL RAH ARE ATTACKING ME!!
er it's still 5am Globe, i'll send teh wyv0rn then go bed !
15mins later, Covered, but still planning...
HARR HARR! PWNED! YOU ARE LOCKED IN HERE NOW, YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!!!!111
OMG GLOBE HAS TURNED EVIL AND IS MAKING ME STAY ONLINE 24/7 TO CHECK FOR INCOMING! AND WTF HAS MY NOSE TURNED RED!!? IRON, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Klendau
7-05-03
The Conspiracy
That IRON cnut took over 1k roids today fs
indeed, but never fear mistar Globe!!! I am devising an evil plot to roid him..
The plan unfolds
What we do is.. Everyone in the gal signs up 5 accounts, so we have 120 accounts, then we roid him!!!!1112131
hmm.. i dunno Klen, he might get loads of defence!!
IRON Saves the day!
DAMN RIGHT I WILL!! I AM KEEPING MY ROIDS!! FU MISTAR GLOBE!!!!
it was all Klen's idea fs :-(

 

by Klendau
6-21-04
Sqrl plans..
Heresy is gonna be so strong next round, i'll be controlling entire blocks on my own
what are yuor opinions mistar pies? idd blx
well according to teh propoganda, u r the sux!!!11 asl
Necro has his revenge
IDD BLX FFS, I RUN THE WHOLE GAME FS USING MY CODING KNOWLEDGE FROM ELEETHAL.. P.S, NECRO IS A TWAT!!!2131
haha pwned, i got u out of #nfu !!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Klendau
10-08-04
Golan in sexing shocker
hey Golan, hows Mel?
well she gives me blowjobs at least 3 times a day, so she's good
hmm wtf did he go?
The Truth!
omg klen, that Mel is so kinky in bed.. she let me play with her ass!!
Agreed Buddah, she does idd set us up the pr0n bomb when she's in the mood.. damn Golan's gonna be mad

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