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by KryptoN
2-08-03
MWAHAHA! So... what's your final wish?
OH PLEASE NO!
STFU! Make your final wish.
umm...
Could I take a dump? Wouldn't take long...

 

by KryptoN
2-08-03
I've heard that phoenix will rise from its own ashes, fly away and live again.
For a moment I can imagine that great bird resurrecting itself before my very eyes. But then my mind tells me to return to reality.
Ehh, quack?

 

by KryptoN
2-08-03
Hey you there! Could you please help me down? I changed my mind, I don't want to die!
...
Well I'm out of money and I need to arrange an orgy. I promised to my friends and they'll kill me if I break it... so... *cough*
I see you don't like to help so why should I help you. See ya, or should I say "goodbye"?
Bah... ALRIGHT! I'll do the water-wine trick again. You happy now? Just bring me down now would you?

 

by KryptoN
2-09-03
Blahblah...and the two WTC-towers collapsed... yada yada
Damn these terrorists... They're making me redundant.
And this scythe is getting kinda old compared to all that modern equipment they have...
I'm gonna purchase an AK-47

 

by KryptoN
2-09-03
What a lovely day. Sometimes the sunshine and birds singing in the trees... Ahh it's just wonderful.
It makes me think of stepping out of the darkside and enjoy the wonders of this world. To suffocate the killing rage and we could all live in peace forever...
HAHA! Where's your tractor farmerjerk?! And what about the cows, all ok? AHAHA...
10... 9... 8... 7... AAARRGH can't help it! Here we go again...

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