All comics by Lazza

 

Smokey the smoke that smokes by Lazza 8-26-05
Smokey protest again against the high ciggarette prices What do we want? Cheap smokes	When do we want it? Now!	I'm sick of all these price increases of smokes, last time i bought them they cost me $10 now they cost $10.10! I'm sick of all these smokers, last time i went to the city there was a dead smoker on the footpath now there are ten!

 

Smokey Vs. the Blondes by Lazza 8-26-05
Smokey is on a blonde killing spree, will he ever stop? I know, i can kill all those teenage blondes in the school	Die you stupid blondes! Oh crap it's smokey again	Smokey had chased blondy untli they reached the small town named coonabarabran and blondy escaped. Damn you blondey! i'll get you someday. My go their smarter than they use to be.

 

Billy and Teddy: The Marriage Talk by Lazza 8-26-05
Hey man hows it goin? Not too well, me and my wife have divorced and my sex change came out worng	Maybe your wife divorced you because the sex change came out wrong Unlikly she seemed to like strange ones.	What makes you think that? Well because after she divorced me she married a mormon.

 

Billy and Teddy: The Holiday Gone Wrong by Lazza 8-26-05
Billy and Teddy are on holiday I feel sea sick! I feel like this boat is going to hit an ice berg and explode!	I guess you were right Ted Always am Billy, always am	To be continued... Oh no Teddy we're castaways! Don't worry i've seen the movie castaway and we will somehow find our way out of and become friends with a soccer ball.

 

Billy and Teddy: The Holiday Gone Wrong, Part 2 by Lazza 8-26-05
Billy and teddy are still stuck on the island will they ever get home. Ted, have you found the soccer ball yet? Nope but a found a boat!	Where? Just over there in the water, we can get there by taxi easy!	To be continued... Where can we get to the taxi? All we have to do is wait until one comes and then we can put our arms out

 

Billy and Teddy: The Holiday Gone Wrong, Part 3 by Lazza 8-26-05
Billy and teddy are still stuck on the island and it seems unlikley they will ever get home at the rate their going. We can just swim there can't we? it's not as if we're handicapped or anything. I'm not swimming, i might get wet!	I don't care, i'd rather be alive and wet than be dead and not. Fine then i will swim, but you have to pay for the hand towel to dry me.	To be continued... Hooray we are finally of the island! But im all watery!

 

Billy and Teddy: The Holiday Gone Wrong, Part 4 by Lazza 8-26-05
Billy and Teddy have made it to land, and it's about time as well. Oh my god Ted, were alive! Hooray! Hooray, and just think i might be back in time to watch The Bill.	I hope we are Ted because that is my favourite show, better than A touch of frost. Oh musch better i say, A touch of frost is too quick for me.	Finally home! I'm glad thats over, i can finally get myself some tea.

 

Billy and Teddy: No More Asians by Lazza 8-26-05
Ted you know what makes me sick these days, Asians. All they do is try and conquer our english land as though it was their's first! I agree Billy, those yellow, overpopulated geniuses are just too much!	That reminds me of that joke this guy wrote in the newspaper once. What was it?	How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? When your dog has been eaten, your homework has been done and their still trying to drive out of your driveway. haha, very funny one Billy. That deserves the best Asian joke at the Jokers awards.

 

Don't Celebrate Christmas On Christmas by Lazza 8-28-05
Nasa's pet monkey and Eric Clapton are celebrating christmas. Merry Christmas Eric Clapton Cocaine! Party! Sunshine your love!	Sorry Eric but you must not celebrate christmas because of the tsunami diasaster happen at this time of year and people will thin that you are celebrating 200,000 people dead Cocaine!	So It was decided that christmas was changed to July 4 When are we going to celebrate christmas then? Well September 11 is taken perhaps July 4?

 

Who took the money? by Lazza 8-28-05
There was a wallet with $500 in it on a stool in a pub at 5:00 then at 6:00 it was gone. Who took it?	Was it the dumb blonde? The smart blonde?	To be continued... The witch? Or Santa?

 

Who took the money? Part 2 by Lazza 8-28-05
The Answer of coarse is the dumb blonde because none of the others exist!	?

 

A Shark's Rant by Lazza 8-28-05
It's a shame how humans can keep on dropping themselves down here because i'm sick of having to clean them up all the god damn time!	Because sharks have feelings too you know, and when people just drop down here and not care about the others, it just makes me wanna cry.	Oh no not again! eep!

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