All comics by Listen_To_Black_Flag

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I'm SO cool...I'm an ARTIST!
Ya know...
WHAT!!!?
...You were better as Zombie Dude.
THATS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SELL ANY BODY ORGAN ON EBAY!
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So...
...Yeah?
This is life?
Yeah...Sadly, isn't it?
I've only been alive for 8 minutes and I'm already bored as hell.
..Yeah..This is life.

 

I like to be random.
SMOKE!
NO!...I DONT WANNA GET CANCER OR HERPES!
COME ON!...Ya know ya wanna!
Well..Yeah..I do...Alright..Come over here and lemme get a puff.
YAY...SAY HELLO TO ADDICTION KIDS!

 

Hey lil girl!...What's wrong?
Hey Smokey...EVERYTHING!...My cat ran away....My mom just told me she has cancer...My dad shot my T.V....EVERYTHING!
I know what would help!...HAVE A SMOKE!
Well..OKAY!..But only cuz life sucks!
TIME TO GET ADDICTED KIDDIES!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
CHOKE...:(

 

AAHHHH!!!!
What's wrong?
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!!!!
So?
WE'RE DROWNING!!!
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Wanna have a snowball fight?
Ya know, violence isn't the answer.
I know...
...?
...but your mom is.
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I AM A ROBOT.
Oh no. I've heard this one before.
I walked into a bar...
BOOO....YOU SUCK!
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Hey, do you have the Chemistry notes?
No, my dog ate them.
Its alright if you don't want me to borrow them. Just tell me the truth.
My dog ate them....my dog is dead.
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