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by LoganX1187
3-28-01
yippie yo... you know this kid...
I didn't, but I know he did!

 

by LoganX1187
3-28-01
yippie yo... you know this kid...
I didn't, but I know he did!

 

by LoganX1187
3-28-01
One day in the park:
Fuck, I hate squirrels... I'm gonna shove a firecracker up this things ass.
Better be nice to me or you'll go to hell.
Many years later...
Remember me??? I've got a firecracker just for you!
Son of a bitch, I'm fucked now.
He's mine next... Lets see how he likes being superglued to a fucking ball while wearing panties.
There's a lesson to be learned here... damned if I get it though.

 

by LoganX1187
3-29-01
Girls discover they have the same infactuation for the same man
There's this guy I know and he is such a stud.
I know a guy like that too....his name is Todd...
Which girl will win Todd's affection....
What are you talking about ? Todd is my man....
Keep dreaming, but the boy is mine....
The verdict is in....
Hee...Hee...my dog killed her with his ball....now Todd is my love monkey...

 

by LoganX1187
3-29-01
One day, Todd was in an especially contemplative mood:
Why must I kill to be fulfilled? How much blood must I wash my hands in before they become clean?
Uh oh... The voices are back...
Hey Todd!
Damn... Disposing of the body is always the worst part.
...Gurgle...

 

by LoganX1187
3-29-01
Damn, you are one poorly drawn bitch. Now get off my corner.
Yeah, well with ths sexy outfit it doesn't matter... men still want me. There's some new blood in town slut!
Yeah right, everyone knows men want a little brown sex goddess like me.
Bitch, you can't be older than 12!
Check this out... "Tee hee hee, me want please you sir. Sucky sucky." It never fails.
Whatever. Watch the master. "Goooo team! Ooops, did I show my panties? Tee hee"

 

by LoganX1187
3-29-01
Somewhere in the backwoods of Mississippi:
Yeeha! The south is gonna rise again!
You said it. You make your pappy proud.
You know pappy, you shore look good when you do that... Mmmmhmmmm.
Ya know, seein you straddlin' that strong muscular horse really does somethin' ta me
Pappy, I think we'll have ta put off risin for another day...
Whatcha talkin bout boy? My south is risin right now.

 

by LoganX1187
3-29-01
Hello little squirrel! Let's be friends!
NATIVE ENCOUNTERED. BEGIN TRANSFORMATION
Boom!
Oh no! The poor little squirrel!
I'm outta here!
All Your Base Are Belong to us!!! Take off every zig!

 

by LoganX1187
3-29-01
Another day in the life of a geek:
Dude, so if you don't take the Sword of Fury, you can get the Death Zita when your thief reaches level 15!!!
Dude, no way!!! I always took the sword and fought the demon litch!
Man, I'm telling you, 128 bit graphics are nothing without a high res polygon filter to deal with anti aliasing...
Huh huh, yeah right. I can handle "Jaggies" for the chance to play "Crystal Princess 2"! Lonnada is such a hottie, I'm gonna name my first born after her.
So like, you think we will ever score?
I don't know about you, but I don't have time for women, although I can't keep em off me. I need to finish my costume for the Star Trek con! Jerry Ryan will be there!

 

by LoganX1187
3-29-01
Uh oh... looks like a culture clash...
Hey fat American, don't you know that the Japanese are the best?
Why do you say that, little Japanese girl?
We study the hardest, outperforming you in math and science constantly. The best animation and video games in the world come from us, and we have a much lower percentage of obesity. We rule!
Yeah, but you forgot one thing...
God bless the USA!
Aieeeeee!!!!!
We ain't afraid to use nukes.

 

by LoganX1187
3-30-01
Kids nowadays don't respect anything...
Grrraahhh! I'm The Cthulhu, a scary creature and star of a decent Metallica song.
Ummm, you look really gay. Are you some kind of retarded squid?
Damnit, haven't you ever read any H.P. Lovecraft??????
Love craft? Sounds like some kinda porn shit. Does he write for Penthouse Letters??
Fuck this, I'm outta here. These kids nowadays are assholes.
Hey mister, tell mister Love Craft I have a good story for him. See, I never thought I'd be writing in, but the most amazing thing happened to me the other day under the slide at recess.....

 

by LoganX1187
3-30-01
Women of the world face a daily dilemma....
Hey, why do I want Todd so bad?
I don't know... but I can't deny the urges I feel when I am around him.
Ummmm......
Hahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahaha!
Damn, another joke. Come on ladies, you know you want me!
Damn, that hurt! Don't do that again!
Oh, snicker, yes, chuckle, Todd!!! Hahahahaha

 

by LoganX1187
3-30-01
Bob the cowboy finally gets some time off from the dude ranch.
Life on the range is tough. When I finally get to town I need some sweet lovin... Even if I have to pay for it.
Welcome to Deiter's whorehouse. So what's your poison cowboy?
Psst psst psst...
Ummmmm, ok....... Head on upstairs, she'll be up in just a moment.
To each his own...
Yeehah! Lets get it on baby!
On your knees bitch!

 

by LoganX1187
3-30-01
Why finding babysitters at the last minute is not the best idea:
Ok, theres pop in the fridge and money for pizza on the counter. Have Molly in bed by 8:30, ok? Phil and I will be home at 11:00 or so.
Grrrraaaaahhh.
Wanna play barbies?
Hungry....Grrrraaaaaahhh.
Thanks so much! Was Molly good?
Slightly gamey...Grrrraaaaahhh.

 

by LoganX1187
7-06-02
Oh yeah baby! After a long vacation Todd is back to kick Stripcreator's ass!
Yo Bitch, Todd Is Back To Lay Mad Comic Makin Skillz On Your Ass!
A. I am not a Bitch, I am a flying, talking Shark. B. Why are you speaking in title case you fucking choad?
What The Fuck Are You, An English Teacher??? You Bitch Ass Flying Talking Shark! Pay Respect To Todd, Yo Master!
Actually, you are correct. I am an english teacher.
Well maybe "Kick Stripcreator's Ass" is a little too strongly worded...
Uuummm, I See The Time Off Didn't Make Todd Any Funnier...
Indeed, my dear title casing pimp. Not even slightly funnier

 

by LoganX1187
8-01-02
That's the last fucking straw goddamn it! That fat asshole Bob gets a raise and I don't??? I'm going to kill every one of those motherfuckers!!!
Sounds like you are planning a Mass Homicide. Would you like to use one of our Mass Homicide templates?
Bang bang bang bang bang bang!
AIEEEEEEEE! DIE MOTHERFUCKER!!!
I'll be damned, I feel much better. Guess I won't be killing anyone till at least next week.
Christ, it burns... it burns.

 

by LoganX1187
8-01-02
Hey, isn't this place sweet? I knew you'd like it!
This is the last time I let you pick out a club.

 

by LoganX1187
8-01-02
I love the music here!
This place is fll of freaks. This is the worst date ever.

 

by LoganX1187
10-04-02
Todd is having a shitty day
Shit man, I totally got laid off today.
Hey man, no problem. You can come work for me selling imitation perfumes.
Uuuummmm, I'd rather eat fucking shards of glass than do any wack ass bullshit like that man.
Hmmm. Maybe you could work in my glass factory cleaning up the scraps.
Why the fuck are we friends again?
It's my charm and wit baby!

 

by LoganX1187
11-18-04
Death gets an unpleasant surprise
WTF???
Who the hell are you???
Heya pal. I'm the new reaper in town. You snooze, you loose.
I think we'll be seeing more of this guy...
It was a 5 MPH fenderbender you nimrod!
It wasn't the crash that did 'em in, it was the sythe.

 

by LoganX1187
11-18-04
In other news, the violent video game "Grand Theft Auto" was banned in Austrailia.
That's right Kelly. Guess there won't be any San Andreas in Sydney. Ha ha ha.
Man, that's totally weak. What's the problem with a little GTA?
Gimmie yo money motherfucker! BANG BANG BANG!
Thank goodness for the import/pirated games scene!
Gimmie yo money motherfucker!

 

by LoganX1187
11-26-04
Woah! You must be pretty proud of that tool to leave it hanging out like that!
Um, what the hell are you babbling about?
Your schlong, pecker, dick, cock, penis... It's hanging out of your pants... Didn't you feel a draft down there?
What??? I didn't feel anything! Oh my God! I'm so embarrassed!
Oh, actually it was just a cloud behind you. Damn, for a second there I thought you were HUNG! Actually it looks like you don't even have a penis at all.
From embarrasment to utter depression... must end pain now...

 

by LoganX1187
11-30-04
Fuck, I failed my math test. I hate math. Fuck math!
I'll never forgive those fucking Romans!
I like having sex with women.
Seriously. Drugs are bad.
Basketball sucks. But I do like calculus.
Touching little boys is a sin

 

by LoganX1187
11-30-04
I was watching the coolest show on Discover last night.
I had to stay up till midnight doing my Calculus homework. HEY! A WHITE PERSON IS COMING!
Background: "Lets get out of here Phil! Those guys look scary!"
Yo nigga, what up?
Shit bitch, just chillin' motherfucker.
Anyway, there's going to be a good special on TLC this weekend about Mars...
Actually, I'll be volunteering at the museum for the new art exhibit all weekend.

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