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by Loonie
2-19-03
God! Not another XCAS nut!
Hello all! I find the narrator's comment above me rather strange.
And what the heck could be so strange about my comment you Loon?!
I mean after all. What in the world is this XCAS?! What is its function and why has it suddenly become so fascinatingly and astoundingly popular?!
GAAAH!!! Not ANOTHER psychological tour!!! (to be continued)
Well, since the members of a group show what it is, let's take a more extensive psychological tour through its constant members!

 

by Loonie
2-19-03
Now let us move onto our first subject!
Good day Trooper Jackson. Might I enquire......uhm......
LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNEEEEET!!! Urk....!.... ::collapses on the floor thanks to the painkillers::
Well THAT sure as hell started well, Pffft...
Jackoonthemedsagain Jackoonthemedsagain Jackoonthemedsagain Jackoonthemeds.....
Um, let's..let's just move on shall we? This one is more than obvious.

 

by Loonie
2-19-03
HRMPH! This one had best be better than the last one.
Well, here we have the previous persons close companion.
Hi all
Say I was just wondering. Why the name Necro? Grammatically I don't think it means you're actually dead or anything. Heh, one would sooner think that you're a Necrophiliac.
Wha? You insinuating something?!
Should I save this geek? Mweh,...allright.
No, no! It was just a thought! GAaaah. Let's get outta heah!
Ah my trusty mellon baller is always near when I need it! GRRRRR!!!

 

by Loonie
2-19-03
DO mention it. And make this damn thing more interesting!!!
Thanks for the save back there.
Well this one is, aside from me, one of the newer additions to the regular team. Um.....Heavy Weapons Expert?
Securrrrrrrrrrrre the Norrrrrth perrrrrrimiterrrr and get that Medic overrrrr therrrre on the double!
*Yawn* And?...
Well his actions speak much clearer than his words...(And in both kinds of meanings too. Curse a certain stripcomic creator...)
+com+ Yes Sirrrrr! Howarrrrrdson herrrrre! I managed to securrrrre my position and rrrrrebuff a geek too by ignorrrrring him.

 

by Loonie
2-19-03
Yeah, yeah, just a sec...
And now onwards to our most crucial member of the team (as soon as the narrator makes him magically appear in front of me)
Don't ask me. He wanted to be depicted like this.
For some reason our dearly esteemed Doctor Yorke is a fly. might I ask WHAT THE HECK IS THE NARRATOR DOING?!?
Yes indeed! I am in this form so as to demonstrate my allmighty morphing abilities. Observe as I morph into XCASes most feared nemesis!!
*Sigh* One of these days I just might leave the poor geek in a hotspot
OH NO! Not Dra......oh, umm heh. Great. now umm how about if we get outta here. Like QUICK!!
But wait that is not all! I shall now preform a magical morphing trick on you as well! Turning you into a pile of ash......hey! Don't you want to see it?

 

by Loonie
2-19-03
Moving along to the higher ranked Lieutenants we will find two of the so-called "tough guys" of XCAS. Here's Ong, a proud and majestic warrior
*YAWN!* mmmhieveryone
Um,...guessing at your XCAS profile you should be a *bit* more energetic than THAT I believe...
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep... I want a beeeeed.....
Or if you have to wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning because of the time difference...
Very well if you insist. Well, there you have it. Just another clear example of how rigorous XCAS can be!
Fiiinaly......*SNORE!*

 

by Loonie
2-19-03
And now for the second Lieutenant.......if I can find him...
Don't you just see it coming?
Uh...Lieutenant *echo*
The managment regrets that the following profiles will most likely be cancelled due to Loonies diminished health. Hehe
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! ::heart stops::
HERE I AM!!! No wait...damn. ITS NOT FAIR! Why do I have this effect on people?! Damn you, you,......certain stripcreator you!!

 

by Loonie
2-19-03
Hmmm, a bit too strong on the psychological level. But there are other ways...
I shall continue you......nasty narrator!
Now here we have a most interesting person with a tendency to talk a lot and a bit of an inflated ego in my opinion. Now...
What do you mean? Huh? It all depends on the point of view. So be careful that I don't drop large mammals on you during sims. This description doesn't do well for my rep.
Just a little more mind torture...hehe
Look Brain. In a conversation one listens and the other talks. Not that I say one sentence and you pour out a whole debate. GAH! This IRC chatting is really bad on general politeness
Heh, your problem if you can't socialize. And what the heck is it with the telekinetics thing? Sure the Ethereals use it to sustain themselves, but why should Psionisists use it? Huh? Huh?!

 

by Loonie
2-19-03
And now we FINNALY get to meet the Commander himself!!! Hiya there. What's up?
Mouse?
HAR HAR HAR!!! And I didn't even need to keep him away too. HA!
Jesus! How the hell could he not be present at his own FREAKING intreview?! GAH!!

 

by Loonie
2-19-03
But despite the faliure of the Commander to yet again show up, I now present to you the last member. Captain Ko - the realist
Hey I thought I killed you once before?
HA HA HA! This time he has caught himself into the trap!!
Um,...no, not in real life or in the sims...
I DID kill you in the Stripcomics though and now I might as well finish the job.
No help for you this time! CASE CLOSED!!!
No WAIT! GWWAARRR!! What has Mouse turned you in?!? NARRATOR HELP!! AAARGH!!
Bye you idealistic loony

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
During a hide and seek game
Damn you Necro! How could you find my hiding spot!
And now the perfect punishment for evading me for so long.
Hey what's that? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
Hello there! I am the anal probe. I trust I will find you cooperative.
Ahem. No comment...
Nooooooo!! *egh* *agh*

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
Yorke, why aren't you in your ordinary white bunny form?
It seems that someone has erased my previous bunny form from the stripcomics. This is the best I could come up with.
Well if you don't mind me saying so, you really have some nice clothes on you, heh heh.
Actually I DO mind you saying so. Now prepare to face the wrath of my allmighty morphing abilities!
BAHA!
Yes well, that needs some extra work. Darn you you stripcreator manager who erased my previous form...*snif*

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
Hehe. I might as well do another impersonation of Fox today.
Uh-oh! Best get outta here.
Even the murderous Ko escapes as the steel toe of XCAS appears
Whoops! Oh....hehe back already Fox eh? Now now. Don't get angry.
NOW THEN! ::cracks knuckles::
No wait! AGH! Can't you take a joke?! GWAAAAAR!!
The poor bastard...

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
The usual day at the NAO laboratory
I think that this device could be adapted to function in different wavelenghts. What do you think Ki-tat?
HAHA!! Behold my latest invention! The super-flexible-and-also-enviroment-friendly bokken! Now on whom shall we test it first?!
Yup! Tis' a tough job being a secondary Scientist allright!

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
HAHA!!! Now you shall experience my mind-bending PSI powers, oh weak Sectoid!
*SIGHS* What a pathetic human.
>>YOU CAN SEE A LOBSTER IN FRONT OF YOU! YOU ARE ALSO ALLERGIC TO LOBSTERS!<< There! Now run away, screaming in terror!
When will these geeky PSIs learn that a Sectoid Commander isn't such an easy target...
Waaaaah. Not fair. MOMMY! The GM is being nasty again!
And good riddance too!

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
A day in school.
You don't know the first thing about this subject. F for you!
I don't care.
But the stubborn student persists.
God allmighty! What a scribbled report this is! F!!!
I don't care.
And eventually...well...
Well this is a pile of shite, but at least you made something relatively good for your standards. D.
AHAHAHA! Now I can get away with making class with much less work! YES!

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
Stupid Private won't stop bothering me.
Remember the good times when you didn't want to kill everyone but instead rather went on their nerves with your realism?
Yes....*SNIF* Oh the good times of getting on people's nerves! I DO remember those as GREAT times...
Ah-hah! The evil strip creator's will can be routed then.
But this KICKS AZZ compared to it! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
YAAAAARGHHH!!!

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
The sim concocted by Skonar...
HOLY SHITE! Howardson just got SQUISHED by a damn car! Gah!!
Ne...eeee...d heeeelp.....
The sim concocted by me...
Christ!! BioHazard made a kamikaze grenade run! Jacko got impaled by a Lobsterman!
Jacko: Lobster!!!! NOOOO! YAAAAaaaargh!
And the next one?
I shudder contemplating THAT!

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
Use color!

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
Look I already told you, that I transferred to the secondary Scientist department. I'm no longer secondary Scout!
Yup, but your character still has some skills from before...
I know that! But sooner or later I'm gonna forget those skills! Why can't you see?!
Heh, well the team needs point men so you will retain scouting skills. We can always use some extra cannon fodder on our point to shield the rest of the team
XCAS! Against Aliens, lamers and ban on cannon fodder, we fight!
YAAARGHH!!
And besides, why am I still arguing?

 

by Loonie
2-20-03
So anyway, hope you're done with the XCAS mp3 Music soon.
No prob Mouse. Will finish it ASAP.
After about a month...
Command: SEND OVER E-MAIL
OH YEAH That sounds good! (even with microphone recording). Mouse get ready for a surprise.
And sure enough with a gimped connection...
NO NO NO STUPID PRIVATE!!! 4 megs data do NOT go into E-Mail. GAH! Have to phone Freeserve! Connection dying!...
MESSAGE FROM IRC: Har har har!! The new XCAS Prank Award goes to....Loonie! MWAHA!!

 

by Loonie
8-02-03
Well, I'm feeling like commiting myself more to RL stuff. Alas that leaves you in command it would seem. Good luck, see ya soon, bye!
HEY WAIT! What about.....aw man!
And so a new reign of terror begins...
Oh well.....might as well get started. KO, GHOST! Why don't you attend more often?! You're the senior staff goddamit!!!

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