All comics by LordFinisher

 

by LordFinisher
7-24-02
Lord Finisher has been stuck in the gaming world of Diablo II, and is stuck in the Fourth Act facing Diablo himself...
(Baresark_LF) I'm going to take you down! Prepare to die to a Barbarian!
(Diablo) errr....
Battle comences...
(Baresark_LF) Yaaaa!!!
(Baresark_LF) Die, Die, DIE!!!!
Unfortunately, LF wasn't well equipped...
(Baresark_LF) Dammit!
(Diablo) Wimp... you didn't even scratch me...

 

by LordFinisher
7-24-02
1000 deaths and 200,000 gold spent (on bribing the grim reaper) later...
(Baresark_LF) I'm not going to give up!
(Diablo) What, you again? I'm getting sick of this prattle...
LF decides to go for broke... again...
(Baresark_LF) Bring it on!
LF made the final strike, and after hours of failed attempts, finally defeated Diablo... and got a little surprise for it....
(Baresark_LF) Yes! I won! You're dead!
(Baresark_LF) Damn it! Even after death, he reduces me to cinders!

 

by LordFinisher
7-25-02
After the defeat of Diablo, and LF's resurrection, LF meets someone very strange in the gaming world.
(Baresark_LF) Lotus? What are you doing in here?
(Lotus666) I live here!
LF just realized he made a grave mistake...
(Baresark_LF) I never would have thought that you would have shown up here...
(Lotus666) Well, you did defeat my little pet Tigga - I'm quite surprised about what you did to my poor pussy...
...and has paid for it.
(Baresark_LF) Why does this happen to me?
(Lotus666) By the way - do you want a snocone? I make huge profits out of selling them here.

 

by LordFinisher
8-08-02
While playing GTA3, our hero LF has run into something quite strange...
(Lord Finisher) What the hell? Why is Santa Claus in GTA3 of all things?
(Santa Claus) Ho, ho, ho... You've been a naughty boy, killing all of those cops, innocent bystanders, and best of all, gang members.
Saint Nick sure is a nice guy, isn't he?
(Lord Finisher) Look - you've got some explaining to do...
(Santa Claus) I'm just here to give you your Christmas gift on behalf of all of us at the North Pole - I just want to pay you to ensure that no harm will come to any of us...
Lord Finisher's curiosity may prove to pay off very decently...
(Lord Finisher) What is it? A whore? Weapons? The ability to unlock the powers of mortals?
(Santa Claus) I will let you in on a very ancient secret about my reindeer team. I know you won't believe this - hell - even the missus didn't believe it...

 

by LordFinisher
8-16-02
THE SECRET IS FINALLY REVEALED! This may be important.
(Lord Finisher) This is killing me - what is it?
(Santa Clause) Ok - this is the secret. My reindeer team is nothing more than a bunch of hot female nymphomaniac metamorphs - they constantly need the sex.
Which it is. Stay freakin' tuned or you'll end up letting your imagination take over.
(Lord Finisher) Wait a goddamned minute here - you're honestly telling me that your team needs to get porked repeatedly?
(Santa Claus) Fuq yeah - the reason why I'm so uppity around Christmas time is because the team is so ecstatic that I don't need to give them anything.
LF finally sees the perfect opportunity - his dreams finally coming true...
(Lord Finisher) Holy flying fuxors... what have I gotten into?
(Santa Claus) Well, I came here to see if you're willing to do me a favor - would you pork my sled team so I can finally get Mrs. Claus off of my ass about giving her some?

 

by LordFinisher
7-15-03
Power Outages...
(Lord Finisher) ...freakin' figures, man. I try to play some GTA...
...created by...
(Lord Finisher) ...and some Uber-asshole shuts off the power because they belive that videogames are actually capable of fucking with your mind.
...ASSHOLES!!!
(Lord Finisher) ...I think I hear them outside...

 

by LordFinisher
7-15-03
What the...?
(Lord Finisher) Man, what I wouldn't give for some power...
(Demon) I have heard your wish for power, and I will grant it in return for a boon.
What the...?
(Lord Finisher) A boon? What do you request of me?
(Demon) You will obtain immense power, however...
What the...?
(Lord Finisher) However what?
(Demon) You will have to suffer immortality - you will not die through everyone around you will eventually do so.

 

by LordFinisher
7-15-03
Hmmm... this appears promising.
(Lord Finisher) So let me get this straight, I will never die, I will never age, and I will be powerful.
(Demon) Correct. You will suffer the pains of immortality.
He traded off mortality for power... is it wise?
(Lord Finisher) DEAL!!
(Demon) The power is yours, do with it as you will.
Did LF get ripped off?
(Lord Finisher) ...what the... I DON'T HAVE ANY POWER!?!?
(Lord Finisher) What the hell!?!?

 

by LordFinisher
7-15-03
LF has obtained his power...
(Lord Finisher) What the... hey, it appears that whatever my imagaination makes up, I can apparently do! HUZZAH!!!
TIME FOR SOME VENGENCE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Lord Finisher) Hey, were you the one that cut the power to my house?
(Stupid Bitch) Hell yes, I did. Violence in videogames creates violence EVERYWHERE! I'm just trying to save you from yourself, and no need to thank me!
Let the onslaught begin...
(Lord Finisher) Fear my power! ELEMENTAL STRIKE!!!

 

by LordFinisher
7-15-03
LF flies into the sky to tell the citizens of Earth of his ascension.
(Lord Finisher) Hear me, citizens of Earth! I am your ruler now, respect me and live, defy me and die!
(Airplane Guy) Why should we follow you? I can beat you! You aren't powerful!
Hey, fools, fear Earth's new god...
(Lord Finisher) I'm not powerful? Like HELL! I now OWN this world! YOU SHALL NOW DIE!!!
(Airplane Guy) Oh my god...
...for he will cram a cactus up your ass.
(Lord Finisher) Damn, that was a huge explosion. Thank me that this was in France.

 

by LordFinisher
7-16-03
Well, well, well, isn't LF kicking some ass...
(Lord Finisher) You fools!
(Lord Finisher) You DARE challenge me and my clone!?!
...or is he?
(Lord Finisher) ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz... kill you bastards... die... zzzZZzzZzZzZ
Ooh boy, isn't he going to be pissed...
(Lord Finisher) Aw, fuck...

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