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by LordFrost1337
9-14-09
One day in #D&D...
Hey guys, let's have a Future game.
What the fuck?
The idea is well received.
We can even have Mecha.
TRANSFORMERS YEEEAAAAH!
... Or is it?
I was thinking mo-
WE WILL FORM A METABOT LIKE IN POWER RANGERS TOO OH YA!

 

by LordFrost1337
9-14-09
The preparation begins...
So I was thinking, we could start with our own ship.
Cool.
...
...
...
... Sorta
I'm gonna have to do that on my own, don't I?
Yeah.

 

by LordFrost1337
9-14-09
Investigating the problem.
So lately I noticed you don't really put effort into the RP... What's up?
Hmm.
The secret motivation is revealed.
I think it's because my char came in so late.
... Back to the drawing board.
Okay. So what do you suggest we do?
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?! AFK FOR 5 HOURS!

 

by LordFrost1337
9-14-09
Approving stuff is hard work.
So where does your mecha get its leg slots from?
?
Especially...
So where does your mecha get its leg slots from?
It doesn't have legs?
WITH IDIOTS!
Probably. But where are the *slots* from?!
Ohh. I just kinda copied and pasted your stuff. Whoops.

 

by LordFrost1337
9-14-09
We leave no man behind.
The d20 future game is about to roll.
I LIKE LIZARDS
Although sometimes...
We're going to play it this weekend, to see where we stand.
That's kinda gay.
... we really want to.
Maybe you should just roll a char.
LIZARDS R COO

 

by LordFrost1337
9-15-09
The group encounters a lone man, sitting on a rock.
Alright guys... I'll sneak up behind him and you approach directly, so we can ask him out.
[Group]: Good plan!
[Group]: *Rolls stealth*
*Rolls stealth*
Everyone sneaks up and the man ends up with a broken neck.
*Sigh* So where did I lose you?
[Group]: STOP TRYING TO WHORE THE SPOTLIGHT!

 

by LordFrost1337
9-15-09
The group encounters some monsters, Harrison charges.
Unarmed Brawl!
AOO! Bite! Poison!
Master tactics at their best.
This is not going so well... Oh, I know! Unarmed Brawl!
AOO! Bite! Poison!
... Or not.
AAAAHHH!
[Group]: Man, Frost is such a killer GM.

 

by LordFrost1337
9-15-09
Wrapping the game up.
So that concludes the game.
[Group]: Yay! XP and loot!
Did everyone like the game?
[Group]: Sure. Was good stuff, even tho you murdered one of us.
This is where Frost looks up rules for green mushrooms...
I didn't mur-... *Sigh*... What do we want to play next week?
[Group]: SOMETHING LESS DEADLY!

 

by LordFrost1337
9-25-09
One day...
Since your char is the expert on Fraal, I'll let her elaborate.
Oh okay. *Skill roll*
We are not amused.
A roll? Where's the RP?
Uh... *cough*
That's dedication!
Have you actually read anything about the Fraal?
Uh... I've... read about their guns?

 

by LordFrost1337
9-26-09
Our group engages a SWAT team...
[Jack]: Ack! I got shot!
[Genet]: Treat Injury!
War is hell...
...
[Prinn]: *falls over*
Especially with a paper tiger team...
[Jack]: Ack! I got shot again!
I fucking quit.

 

by LordFrost1337
9-26-09
Yet another day...
Hey Ram-
I have come to tell you that I can no longer hang out or play with you.
Say what?
Well wh-
Shed no tears for me, for it is the internet and its porn that shall rend me from you this day!
Yeah, we don't get it either.
...
What a tit.

 

by LordFrost1337
9-28-09
Watching Carpenter's Vampires...
Heh I bet the fat guy dies first.
Oh, he did.
...
Most ambiguously gay vampire lord ever.
...
*ZZZzzzZZZzzz*

 

by LordFrost1337
10-05-09
Queen Minatae addresses the people.
There shall be tax cuts for all families with children!
What's more, the branding of magic items will put a stop to cursed items and absurd prices!
Military service is voluntary!
Service guarantees citizenship!
Here's to a bright future.
...
WIR MÃœSSEN DIE GNOME AUSROTTEN!

 

by LordFrost1337
5-29-10
The GM stumbles...
Our brave heroine Dawn-
Raven.
Yes. Raven. Raven approaches the man.
I greet him and smile.
... Stumbles a lot, in fact.
Man: "Hello there Daw-
DO YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS OR SOMETHING

 

by LordFrost1337
11-22-12
After failed game after failed game, our heroes devise a new strategy.
So I was thinking we should snap out of the mediocrity.
Oh yeah, absolutely.
We need higher standards. Let's set a few basic rules to make sure the char is non-generic.
I've already got ideas for some! Let's see here...
Hours later, the rules are ready to be presented...
So these are the rules we laid out, they're all on the google site.
...

 

by LordFrost1337
11-22-12
I wonder what all these rules will be like!
... Seriously?
Later...
I'm not getting anywhere, these rules are stupid.
Let's just give him time to figure out why they're in place, or ask...
Okay I wrote up a story for a char. I even satisfied the stupid rule #1.
Wow! This is a lot of text. Let me take a look.

 

by LordFrost1337
11-22-12
This is a great story, but you seem to have forgotten the clause about caring for the campaign goal...
Fucking hell
Yeah I would have to rewrite everything ever to have my char care about the goal of the campaign.
See the pattern yet?
... Why?
All these stupid fucking rules make it hard for me!

 

by LordFrost1337
11-22-12
I really don't feel like putting in this kind of effort.
But how do I say that without seeming guilty... OH! I GOT IT!
A "solution" is found...
So like Lash, I just can't think of a char to roleplay. That's why I'll just spend my time with other stuff now!
... I see.
Progress sometimes comes at a price.
We're on our own.
Well, let's do it.

 

by LordFrost1337
12-01-12
Discussing Planetside 2
Man, this game totally sucks. I played for 25 hours and I still haven't gotten the points to unlock a second gun for my class!
I see. What about buying one?
That costs like 7 bucks for a lifetime unlock. Cash grabbing whores.
How much did the game itself cost? Is there a monthly subscription?
YOU SHUT UP IT'S PAY 2 WIN!
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