All comics by Lori

 

by Lori
5-22-01
Life in alt.fan.mrclean
I wish Hole would stop sending me these naked pics...
Hey J, there's a penis on my head!
Infinity returns to Servo
Say, where did my pants go?
You have 353,546,861,508 unread messages
I had no idea what to put here.
so here are two characters...
...having an Ugly Contest.

 

by Lori
5-22-01
Hmmm... nice hardware!
Uh-oh, she's looking at me!
I wonder where his ON button is...?
Hey baby, wanna see my floppy disk??
Ugh! Cretin!!
ROWWR!

 

by Lori
5-22-01
Aboard the USS Boobyprize
He's really not dead, as long as we remember him.
It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before. A far better resting place that I go to than I have ever known.
Is that a poem?
No. Something Spock was trying to tell me. On my birthday.
You okay, Jim? How do you feel?
Young. I feel young.

 

by Lori
5-23-01
Stardate 8759.4
Logic is a tweeting bird.
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smells BAD.
Are you sure you are functioning correctly? Your ears are green.

 

by Lori
5-31-01
Lori is ready to kill...
These goddamn migraines are killing me...!
SPREADSHEETS... E-MAILS... INVOICES... REPORTS... WORK, WORK, WORK!!!
Lori, did you call David back about those manuals? Did you update the spend plan? Oh, and could you retype this six page letter for me? My typing finger is broken!
Oh of course, boss. Let me just get something out of my desk here...
Now where's my Excedrin?

 

by Lori
6-08-01
alt.fan.tom-servo: Where everyone rides the Special Bus to usenet!
Quis trolliet ipsos trollerizum?
I'm off-topic.
I pick the middle one.
Baby Jesus cries when you write cartoons nobody but the KPS would understand.
This is what happens when you take basic parts of your economy for granted and let feel-good politics rule in the place of any kind of long term planning.
Why aren't there ever any .GIFs?

 

by Lori
6-11-01
...we're full of 'em.
I want a man who's handsome, rich, and has a big penis.
And yet, if I say I want a woman who is blonde, thin, and has big tits, I'm a cretin. Go figure.
Isn't that t-shirt that says "So many Christians, so few lions" discriminating and hateful?
Nah, Christians are the only group you can still harass and get away with it. Put 'em up, fundie.
I've slept with 20 women! I'm a "stud"!
But if I say I've slept with 20 guys, that makes me a "slut". Hmph.

 

by Lori
6-13-01
Choices, choices...
Hmm.... paper or plastic?
Paper or plastic??? Gawd, I can't decide!!!
Oh for Pete's sake! How hard can it be to decide between pads and tampons!? JUST PICK ONE!!
Thanks for sharing that with the whole store, Mom!

 

by Lori
10-10-01
Flight 93
I just heard that three other planes hit the Pentagon and World Trade Towers.
We've got to stop those assholes. At the very least, maybe we can keep them from hitting their next target.
The World Trade Center
All those people... gone... New York's bravest and finest are truly just that.
Justice
I will not yield, I will not rest, I will not relent in waging this struggle for freedom and security for the American people.
Bring it on... I'm ready...

 

by Lori
6-03-02
alt.support.petfree animated!
Oh shit, it's WavyG...
hi pyler will you hold my pussy for me, lol?
No fucking way, man! I'm petfree. Get the hell out of here!
geez, you're a mean won.
Fucking losers... this was going to be such a great froup. All my hopes and dreams dashed to the ground...
Wait till he sees what I did to his tulips!

 

by Lori
6-05-02
This comic site really sucks. I tried to make a funny cartoon of Tyler and then it erased the whole thing. I'm pissed!
Hey, don't worry about it, taet. Wanna hear my new song?
And then I clicked the "back" button and that didn't work and then I went back to the "create" screen and my browser crashed, and blah blah blah blah...
I keep telling how to use technology to your advantage, and you keep not following my advice.
...blah blah... spreadsheet... blah blah blah blue screen of death... blah...blah blah blah blah... So anyway, Tyler, I could really use your computer advice.
Hey, I can see her funbags... uh, did she just ask me something?

 

by Lori
7-13-05
Okay, so when 9/11 happened, T. was living here in the U.S.
Mm-hmmm...
And now that he's in the UK, THEY get bombed. You don't suppose there's a connection, do you?
Hmmm...
Think we can convince him to move to France?

 

by Lori
7-23-05
*squeak* *squeak* "Ooooh" "Uuhhhh" *thud* *squeak* *thud* "Ohhhhh" *squeak*...
GAH! THe people upstairs are having sex AGAIN!
GEEZ! It's 3:00 in the morning! Don't those people EVER SLEEP??????
Much later...
Wow. It's finally quiet again. Maybe now we can get some sleep. Good night.
Yeah. Thank God the baby didn't wake up. G'night.
WAAAHHH!!! WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Shit.

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