All comics by Louellen

 

by Louellen
5-25-03
Yo, Scott my man! Dat getup ain't gonna fool nobody! Why don't you let me help you out?
What? You think this is a little too attention grabbing?
Hey, Man now that's much better! Nobody's gonna recognize you now! If dem poleecemen ask you why you blond now...tell dem dat you been doin' lots o' swimmin' an chloreen stuff done turned you blond!
I guessss...but, don't you think that I still look a little suspcious? Haven't you got another disguise?
Your ID says Peterson and you've got $10,000.00 on you. Tell me again how a dog like you gets fake ID and that kind of cash?
Ummm....well, officer...I've just always done a good balancing act!

 

by Louellen
6-08-03
Mrs. Mitchell sees the news report
Twenty-seven year old Laci Peterson went missing from her Modesto home on December 24th...police are asking for the public's assistance in finding her. Anyone with any information should call police.
I saw that young woman! Hmmm...now let me see when was that? Was that before I saw the pink elephant eating our flowers or after?
The Maldonados remember their sighting well
Remember what I said...we tell them that I was pointing out that pregnant woman and her dog. It was right after we saw that van that stunk of cigarette smoke...oh yeah, and the dog was jumping!
I was putting change in my purse...but if you think it might get us on tv...is my hair ok, do I need more makeup? Will they put us in the papers?
The School Teacher tries to remember his sighting
I was walking in the park, playing with my dog when I saw what looked like a pregnant woman...well, come to think of it...she might have been a fat woman...or, it might have been a tree stump....

 

by Louellen
6-09-03
Loretta gives in and sees a doctor for her infected hand
I'm afraid Loretta, that you have a very infected hand! You cannot type on that blog of yours for several days...you must keep the hand up!
But, the doctor's advice doesn't quite sit right....
Tell me to stay away from Misfitting, will ya?..... I'll keep my hand up alright!
Where there's a will, there's LORETTA'S way!
Physician.....HEAL THYSELF!......I'm going back to my blog!

 

by Louellen
6-16-03
Scott gets fan mail
Dear Scott: I'm a single woman with blond hair, blue eyes and a body that won't stop. I'd love to spend some time with you right now.
All of these women out there, wanting me and I'm stuck in here!
Scotty...are you forgetting me? I'm here for ya, Babe!
What the heck....GUARD....I'M GONNA NEED MY VIAGRA! My lawyer left me a few dozen bottles!

 

by Louellen
6-17-03
Scott gets a letter from a special admirer
Dear Scott: I may be the only one who knows what you're going through. I know that you've had a few women in your life, but never one like me!
Hey, Scott...got more mail from women? How about sharing some with us?
I'm a cuddle up type of gal and can't wait to get my hands on you! I haven't gotten out much....But, I already feel so close to you...I'm going to be able to be with you soon!
Come on, Man....she must be HOT!!!! You look a little flushed there!
Hey, what's up with Scott, Man? We were supposed to play chess but, he just kept screaming something about keeping some dame away from him. They finally had to put him in a straightjacket.
Seems like one of those babes that wrote him is a little TOO hot for him! Turns out that she's nearly finished doin' time for killing her husband and she enclosed a picture of the murder scene!

 

by Louellen
6-26-03
Allred comes out of the pen, fighting
You wanna war, Geragos, I'll give you a war! You'll soon learn that you can't mess with me!
Yeah, you and what army?
Think we'd better ask for a little bit more time to prepare for the prelim, Gloria?
Not me! I'm ready, Wuss!

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