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Author: LuckyGuess

Date: February 14, 2006

by LuckyGuess
2-14-06
Mrs. Henderson?
Yes? What's wrong?
We found your daughter roaming the streets making animal noises. She had a cell phone on, but when my partner tried to take it she bit a chunk of his face off. Which she then swallowed.
Oh my God.
...There are two kinds of cannibalism -- sociological and pathological. The former means living and eating in a culture where cannibalism is accepted, and the latter means practicing cannibalism...