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Author: LuckyGuess

Date: February 15, 2006

by LuckyGuess
2-15-06
What? No, I can't hear you over the sound of this shit.
...Dealey Plaza has changed a bit since 1963. The famous Stemmons Freeway sign is gone, and the Hertz car rental sign is gone from atop the Depository. Some of the train tracks over the Triple...
It's a fucking nightmare. No, I told you I'm not going to pick up the fucking reciever.
...On August 18, 1999, police reinforcements were brought in to restrain hundreds of villagers and out-of-towners crowding into Zishou Temple in Lingshi county, Shanxi province. The throng was not...
No, you can go to hell, asshat.
...For my next performace, I'll be quoting a bit of Charles Dickens. Actually, all of Charles Dickens. Ever...