Manics Fans in Hell pt. 10 - Death auditions!

Author: LukeO

Date: November 13, 2003

by LukeO
11-13-03
Meanwhile in Hell, Satan is auditioning for a new Death's assistant while the real one is occupied in the real world...
So your hobbies are fishing, gardening and going to the theatre. Not the sort of person we're looking for.
I put bait on the scythe. No, please! Give me another chance.
NEXT! What the fuck? We can't have an elephant as Death. Just go.
Racist.
Fucking elephants.
Hello? I've come about the job...