# 11

Author: LurkerrX

Date: January 10, 2003

by LurkerrX
1-10-03
Hey, it's Jesus! How you doin, J?
I'm nailed to a cross.
I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to offend you!
I'm not offended. I love everyone.
Except people with herpes, right?
YES! Those people are fornicators, and smell funny, and thusly deserve a hideous lifetime with Herpes. And then they burn in hell while children laugh at them.