All comics by LynneKatrea

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by LynneKatrea
7-14-03
You know, I love you and I really miss you alot.
Cardbord cut outs of my boyfriend is not good company...

 

by LynneKatrea
7-15-03
After the long and tedious hard work of passing time all day, night time comes.
ring!
Hello? Hi Taylor! Hey, how's it going? I miss you!
I miss you too. I wish you were here.
Our heroine enjoys pure bliss.
I love you.
I love you too.

 

by LynneKatrea
7-15-03
I hate you.
How do you think I feel?
I can't stand you. How am I your sister?
Well...you suck.
I don't offer those services, stupid sister.
...I hate you.

 

by LynneKatrea
7-15-03
I'm older and I say no, and that is FINAL!
Well...at least I don't...um...get bitchy when my boyfriend isn't here.
You don't even have a boyfriend...stupid.
...oh yeah...
You still suck...

 

by LynneKatrea
7-15-03
What is your problem?
You're the one with the problem!
Me? You are a tattle-tale, a stuck-up, noisey, nosey, good-for-nothing, lousey, boyfriendless, obnoxious, dirty, skank from hell!
...I'm telling
I've proved my point! I hate you!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! LAURA SAID...

 

by LynneKatrea
7-15-03
Okay, here's the scoop.
My sister has been a bitch all her life, but now that I have a boyfriend, she's put more effort into it. She even has the nerve to say that I get in bad moods because I am not with him. I hate it!
Can I kill her? Pleeeeeease? Or at least throw her away? Please mom?
Um...no.

 

by LynneKatrea
7-15-03
While she can't talk to her love, our heroine does what she can to talk to him.
*typing* Well, the smoke signals didn't work, I don't know morse code, and we don't have enough strings for our cans...
*typed* Well,I guess we've only got phone and the comps.
*typing* That is if I can pry my sister away for a while. Ugh...

 

by LynneKatrea
7-15-03
Why do you have a picture of you and your boyfriend? Why?
That's because I like looking at the picture. Because I love him.
Why? Why? Why?
Um...because I do. Because that's how I feel about him. Because I love him!
Wh-
Just...go...to...bed...

 

by LynneKatrea
7-16-03
So I'm playing on the computer when...
Okay, so now I do this...and this...and that...and oh? Fatal error? How fatal can it be?
Stoooopid computer errors...

 

by LynneKatrea
7-16-03
Omg! I've got strawberries! They rule! WOW!
*reply* I hate strawberries.
...
...
So...how 'bout them cowboys?
*reply* They suck...

 

by LynneKatrea
7-16-03
So...you want some country loving?
er...no...I have a boyfriend...
So? He won't know. Come on.
Um...lemme see....uh...No.
...aww...

 

by LynneKatrea
7-17-03
Leave me alone, please.
Why? So you can go and talk to your boyfriend? You think you're so big and bad now that you have a boyfriend. I can't stand you!
And...your point is?
You suck...and you're a bitch.
First, I don't offer those services...and second, I know I'm a bitch. I'm the pick of the litter.
...I hate you.

 

by LynneKatrea
7-17-03
What is up with people?
I mean, once I get a boyfriend, they either have nothing good to say about him, or they call you a bitch.
Why is that? Do they envy me?
If so, why don't they get their own boyfriend?
Maybe they can't...
Okay, I got it now.

 

by LynneKatrea
7-17-03
OMG! MARSHMELLOW BUNNIES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
MAKE YOUR SACRIFICES!!! EAT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN!!!
What's he talking about? It's our turn.
Well, go ahead then. We've got next week though...

 

by LynneKatrea
7-19-03
OMG! YAYNESS! WO HOO!!!! *random gigglez*
YAY!! HE HE HE *more random gigglez*
Whew...okay, it's out of my system...for now.
You're scarry when hyper...

 

by LynneKatrea
8-18-03
I read your last comic, dear.
Oh?
I have something I need to tell you...
O...kay. What is it?
I don't want to see you that hyper...scary
Aww. Okay.

 

by LynneKatrea
12-21-03
You know what? I finally got what I wanted! My sister is GONE!!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY!!!!!
I am almost and only child, but I know that I would get lonely, but, I am rid of my sister! No more getting mad at her!
But, shortly after she left...I had a dream.
My sister came back after a week and got all mad at us...and I got mad at her. I was still mad at her when I woke up.
Didn't work out quite as planned, huh?

 

by LynneKatrea
12-21-03
Me by my self
Cool, computer time!!
Me with Taylor
Sweet! Taylor Time!!!!
Hey, want to cuddle?
Me with Lauren
LAUREN TIME = CRAZY TIME!!!!!!!
Why are we this way?

 

by LynneKatrea
12-21-03
I will take your SOUL!
Are you a telemarketer?
I will take your SOUL! And give you a discount on Bubba Bob's Butt Balm.
Um..........you can not have my soul...
I will take your SOUL! Wait? Really? Aww...
Yeah, too bad, but I think you should go see Juan...

 

by LynneKatrea
12-21-03
Taylor, I must sonfess that I love you!
...
?
...
heh...
I already knew that!!!! BAKA!!!!

 

by LynneKatrea
12-21-03
I am a shape shifter!! Look, I'm a deadly fire elemental!!
Because of my sword, I have an extra 5D6 against fire elements! BOOYA!!!
NOW I AM A DEMON! I WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL!!!
I have an enchantment on me, so I do an extra 9D6 against demonic creatures!!! BOOYA!!!
You're kewl, can I join your party? I'll do anything, but I must avenge my blah blah blah blah and then blah blah. Will you marry me?
Dark Elves are cool, but, um...can I roll my dice? I like my charisma boost. ;)

 

by LynneKatrea
12-29-03
So here I am, 15 miles from the nearest town, babysitting two girls that want to be around me all the time.
The oldest, 10, says she knows fluent Spanish and has been speaking it since age 5. She, by the way, is white.
The other one, age 8, wants to just play games. I see a gamer life for her.
But, she gets picked on and put down by the older girl. They are sisters...
Know what I did? Made them watch anime. They likes Ai Yori Aoshi...but...didn't care for Naruto because it was in Japanese with subtitles.
I didn't get paid, not like I was expecting it. They fought a few times, would take my games, talk in the middle of an anime, complain that they were hungry and/or thirsty. *Sigh* I miss Taylor!

 

by LynneKatrea
12-29-03
And by the way, they want to come back. I love kids, I really do, but please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, don't come back tomorrow! Give me a day of recovery.
I mean, I babysat out of the kindness of my heart, even let them play my GBASP when I WANTED to play it! Is that devotion? *sigh* I mean, come on! I really really wanted to play!
Please, help me. I dun want to go through that again for no reason.
I got to go...must...rant...LATER!

 

by LynneKatrea
1-23-04
Have you ever had one of those weeks that was really great, and then it ends like crap?
This was the case this week. Great week, crappy Friday.
Shouldn't it be the other way around at least?
plinka!

 

by LynneKatrea
1-23-04
plinka prink plinkker!
Yeah, I know how it is...
plonker plank plinka?
Yeah, it IS hard to brush back there.
?
Time to be a Catholic priest! Oh alter boy...

 

by LynneKatrea
2-16-04
So my last comic wasn't that great. What can I say?
I need inspiration...and to learn how to spell.
Weeks later.
Still waiting on inspiration...and how to spell...

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