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by MAPLES99
7-16-05
HEY. WANNA HANG OUT?
NO MY MOM SAID TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
AWW MAN. FUCK YOUR MOM. SINCE WHEN DO YOU EVER LISTEN TO THAT BITCH?
SAY WHAT MOTHER FUCKER? NOBODY TALKS ABOUT MY MOMMA! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!
OH YEAH? WELL HERE IT IS. KICK IT. I DARE YOU! YOU BEST NOT GET BURNED!
GET A LIFE YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH

 

by MAPLES99
7-16-05
I AM HERE FOR OUR DATE.
OH MY GOD I WAS TOTALLY KIDDING. I CANT BELIEVE HE THOUGHT I WOULD SERIOUSLY GO ON A DATE WITH HIM. EWWW HE IS SO UGLY. WHAT ARE PEOPLE GOING TO THINK IF THEY SEE ME WITH A GUY LIKE THAT?
WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? GOD WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO ME? ONE OF THESE DAYS I AM JUST GONNA SNAP!
UHHH. I UHH I THINK I HEAR MY DAD CALLING ME....
YOU LITTLE C U N T! I KNOW YOUR DAD'S DEAD. I KILLED HIM. AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO DIE!
NO NO NO IT'S NOT TRUE. MY DAD IS NOT DONT YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN! MOTHER F U C K E R !

 

by MAPLES99
7-16-05
GOD I HATE MONDAYS. EVERYBODY SEEMS TO BE IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD. IT'S SO ANNOYING.
GOD TELL ME ABOUT IT. UGH!
OH JESUS HERE COMES MIKE
GOOD MORNING LARRY! HAPPY MONDAY TO YOU! HEH HE HEE HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
I NEED MORE COFFEE TO KEEP UP WITH THAT GUY.
PLEASE KILL ME.

 

by MAPLES99
7-17-05
WHAT'S WRONG ZETOID? WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
I'M...I'M....I'M SO EMBARASSED. I DONT WANT YOU TO SEE ME LIKE THIS.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE FINALLY READY TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL?
YES...WELL I AM BUT MY PENIS IS JUST SO SMALL COMPARED TO YOUR'S LARRY.
OKAY I WILL TURN AROUND AND PRETEND LIKE I NEVER SAW ANYTHING, OKAY? LET'S GET BUSY.
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WHO'S YOUR DADDY??

 

by MAPLES99
7-17-05
TINA TELLS JACK ABOUT HER DAY...
TAKE THAT YOU JERK!
UHHHHHH!
THIS OUTTA TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU FREAK!
NOOOO NOT MY BALLS
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. GO HOME AND CRY TO YOUR "MOMMY". YOU PATHETIC ASS!
OH MY GOD. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. OH JESUS.

 

by MAPLES99
7-17-05
WHY IS THAT FISH STARRING AT ME?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE UGLIEST "THING" I HAVE EVER SEEN.
SHOOO FISH. GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE. SHOOO!
I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LUCY???? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE DISGUSTING LOOKING? WHAT A FREAK OF NATURE!
SWIM ALONG YOU STUPID FISH
I THINK I AM GONNA GO THROW UP. LUCY YOU SHOULDN'T STARE. THAT'S NOT POLITE.

 

by MAPLES99
7-17-05
I SURE LIKE YOUR PIERCINGS THERE MISTER.
I LIKE TO PLAY WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RING. IT REALLY TURNS ME ON.
OOOOH WEEE I WISH I COULD TOUCH YOUR NIPPLE. YEEE HAW
LETS GO TO THE BATHROOM WHERE WE CAN GET CLOSER.
OOOH YEAH UHHHH YEAH DADDY

 

by MAPLES99
7-17-05
CAN I GET A SCORE FROM YOU?
SURE. JUST COME OVER HERE AND SUCK MY DICK AND I 'LL GIVE YOU SOME.
MAKE SURE THE COAST IS CLEAR DUDE.
ALL RIGHT TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES
HOLD UP HERE HOE. I NEED MY CUT FIRST BITCH.
I'M SORRY P DADDY . PLEASE DONT BITCH SLAP ME.

 

by MAPLES99
7-17-05
HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING BEN?
JUST DOING MY HOMEWORK
YOU LIAR. YOUR LOOKING UP PORN. I'M TELLIN MOM!
SIS IF YOU TELL MOM, I AM GONNA TELL HER ABOUT THAT BIG BLACK DILDO I FOUND UNDER YOUR BED.
YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER. I CANT BELIEVE YOU WENT INTO MY ROOM AND LOOKED AT MY STUFF!!!!
I'M SORRY. I REALLY AM. I JUST KEPT HEARING THIS BUZZING SOUND AT NIGHT AND I WAS JUST CURIOUS. I PROMISE I'LL NEVER GO IN THERE AGAIN!

 

by MAPLES99
7-17-05
OH DUDE LIKE WHATS UP?
NOT MUCH MAN
HEY YOU GOT THAT MONEY YOU OWE ME?
YOUR JOKING RIGHT?
HMMM MAYBE I BORROWED SOMEONE ELSE MONEY??
STONER!

 

by MAPLES99
7-18-05
WHATCHA DOIN THERE CHARLIE?
AWWW MAN...I GOTTA BOOGER ON MY FINGER!!
WHAT? A BOOGER??
YEAH MAN...I GOTTA BOOGER ON MY FINGER AND I CANT GET IT OFF!!
UHHH...I'LL BE SEEIN YA AROUND CHARLIE.
THIS MUST BE THE BIGGEST BOOGER I HAVE EVER SEEN!!

 

by MAPLES99
7-18-05
DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THAT BABY?
EXCUSE ME? I AM FEEDING MY DAUGHTER YOU MORON!
I TOTALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS A DUDE, DUDE!
GOD, I AM SOOOO STONED OUT RIGHT NOW!!

 

by MAPLES99
7-18-05
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!

 

by MAPLES99
7-18-05
PLEASE?????
NO!
NOOOO!
FOR THE LAST FUCKIN TIME! YOU CANNOT HAVE MY SCARF AND HAT TO GIVE TO THE PRESIDENT!

 

by MAPLES99
7-18-05
rrring...rrrring...
oh geez I really hope it's him!!!! Oh please let it be him!!
*sniff *sniff....I can't believe he stood me up for that bitch!!
you love me, don't you??

 

by MAPLES99
7-18-05
Zack finds a recipe for liver and onions but quickly realizes that he has forgotten to pick up the liver at the grocery store earlier that day.....
aww man...
no! nnooo..!
fuck, what am I gonna do?
Ahhhh. yessss that will be perfect!!
yes, it is done!
What? Are you serious? You think I would do that? For heaven's sake people! I can't believe you think of me like that? You're really sick, ya know that? wellllll...okay, maybe I did, so what!!

 

by MAPLES99
7-19-05
DERE CUMS AH TIME IN ERRVRY GALS LIFE DAT THEY REALIZE DAT THEY IS MENT TO BE SUMTIN
SO ONE DAY I TELLS MYSELF DAT I GONNA BE SOMEBODY AND MAKE MONIES AND STUFF
BUT THENS I REALIZE DAT I AINT GOOD AT NUTHIN BUT HOOKIN
HMMM SO I GUESS YOU WONT BE COMING TO"CAREER DAY" AT MY SCHOOL AFTER ALL MOM?

 

by MAPLES99
7-19-05
here chicky chicky chicky...wanna nibble on my cock doodle do?
dont you worry lil chicky, daddy's not gonna hurt you...
you might bleed a lil bit and it mighy feel like twenty thousand eggs are shooting out of your rectum, but believe me, after a couple of rounds, you wont feel a thing!

 

by MAPLES99
7-19-05
Are we gonna die???
mmm I dont think so. I think we just hit a couple of air pockets, we'll be fine
Air pockets? Are you out of your fuckin mind? Look at the plane dude! It's totally falling apart. I'm getting really scared, man!
hmmm, maybe you're right
What should we do???
I don't know, wanna fuck?

 

by MAPLES99
7-20-05
UNGUARD!
HA HA HA HA OOOH YOU GOT ME!!
UNGUARD!
YEA...LIKE I SAID YOU GOT ME...OOOO I'M SOO SCARED
UNGUARD!
YEAH...ALRIGHTY THEN!

 

by MAPLES99
7-20-05
uhh what u doin dere lil fella?
I see them dere hammer and nail...u aint gonna do nuthin stupid are ya?
well i'll be a wig on a hooker if ya just didn't hammer dat dere nail in your circle thingy!

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