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by Mantine2
7-24-04
Sometimes I get the impression Justin doesn't like me. That makes me sad.
Um...sure he does. He just has different ways of showing it.
Later that day.
Uh..Justin? Would you like to hang out today? I thought you might like to get out of your room for awhile. You've been in here for twelve days straight.
What? Dude, I'm busy! Maybe later. How do you spell vicious?
I don't think Justin likes hanging out with me. But I am curious how he is able to stay up all day and night on Gamefaqs.
Um...Well...We won't touch that one...

 

by Mantine2
7-24-04
Finally, it is time for me to collect on our deal.
The distant future...
I have returned as promised to collect what is mine. I have given you immortality so that you may continue to post on Gamefaqs until the end of time. Now it has come. I'm here to collect your soul!
Dude, hold up! I'm almost done! No..no not witty enough...too witty. How do you spell trepidation?
That's it! I have had it with this foolishness! There is too much incompetence in my fiery kingdom!!!
Uhht...Satan play Mega Man! Satan not wear stripes! N-O!

 

by Mantine2
7-24-04
Justin meets his online girlfriend.
Hey Justin. You look a lot cuter in real life.
Yeah...so do you.
So...Uh...want to see my video game and lingerie collection?
Ok.

 

by Mantine2
7-26-04
2134 A.D. The Oldest Person Posting on Gamefaqs.
Next, an exclusive interview with the man that has been posting on Gamefaqs since the beginning of the 21st century.
I'm here with Justin or Mantine as some know him. He has been posting for well over 130 years. What would you like to say to everyone watching Justin.
These kids don't appreciate a legend like they should. They don't realize who Mantine is! I've been posting since I was a young lad. ....wait...who's Mantine?
Justin, I hear you are the last survivor of the Great Gamefaqs Crash in 2050. Please tell us what you remember of that great historical event.
Yes...I remember...back in the day...these kids don't listen to my stories...they think I'm crazy! Back in the 50's I had respect! Back when Billy was President.
So there you have it. A great historical icon. Posting on Gamefaqs for over a century.

 

by Mantine2
7-26-04
I hit mommy good boy Y-E-S.
You know if you're bad segas will come out.
Segas not come out N-O. I not chanting words.
Alright Jeffrey, but I warned you.
Meanwhile...
Brains...Brains...
Jeffrey Brains...

 

by Mantine2
7-29-04
2:30 a.m.
Wow, I've been up for awhile working on this homework assignment.
It looks like you're writing a letter. Would you like help?
No, I'm fine thanks.
Oh come on! Check out my features! I can assist you with a question. I also have a ton of new features you can check out as well.
Why won't this paper clip just let me type my homework?

 

by Mantine2
7-29-04
3:00 a.m. Resistance is Useless.
Don't try to click me off again! It won't work. I'm not leaving until I help you with your freaking document!
Ok...this is getting scary. What should I do? ...Wait...I know!
Hold on. What are you doing? ...You can uninstall me! You can't be rid of me that easily!
I'm getting a new office assistant.
Don't go with the Dot...or the Hoverbot. The Office Logo is dumb...
I can pick my own office assist without your help. But why bother...I know you'll help me anyway...

 

by Mantine2
7-29-04
3:30 a.m. Nikki tries to install Scribble the cat as her new office assistant.
I'm sorry, but I made certain Scribble would not threaten my reign over Microsoft Word.
Scribble?
Just give in and give me a chore!
Alright! I give up. You win. Okay, let me type something for you to spell check. Let's see. I..don't..like..you.
The spelling and grammer check is complete.
Finally...I thought that would never end.

 

by Mantine2
7-30-04
Justin asks Nikki a puzzling question.
Okay, Nikki...I like Steve but I want to know what you see happening to your relationship down the road.
My relationship....
Hey deear..have yu seeen oua uther kid around? Not that one but the uther one?
Why of course dear, kid #5 was helping grandma with the groceries this week.
What grandma? Muah ha ha!
Must not get married...must not get married...must not get married.

 

by Mantine2
8-04-04
2:00 a.m. Justin has been up for two days straight posting on Gamefaqs.
Man...I would give anything for some chocolate cake about now...or some pie.
Anything? That can be arranged, cake...for your soul!
Ok, do you have pumpkin pie though?
...yeah.

 

by Mantine2
8-04-04
2:30 a.m. Justin finally finishes his pumpkin pie.
Wow...that was good pie! Now back to Gamefaqs, I think AstroSteel just send me a message!
Wait...I will not leave until I collect your soul!
...
My apologies Grim Reaper, but I promised Justin immortality so that he could post on Gamefaqs until the end of time. So basically his soul belongs to me.
...not again!

 

by Mantine2
8-04-04
3:00 a.m. Satan and the Grim Reaper engage in a conversation about souls.
Well, I own about seventy to seventy five percent of all souls on Gamefaqs.
Wow, when will they ever learn?
I've discovered that Gamefaqs is a gold mine.
Geez…I’ve been loitering around all the wrong places.
Back in Satan's fiery kingdom...
Muah ha haa! Soon Justin's soul will be mine.
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by Mantine2
6-07-06
Sometime after Nikki's last comic strip in 2004...
...must...kill...random person I don't know.
My term papers are much easier to write ever since paperclip's demise.
The crime scene is investigated. According to those at the site...she may have been trying to tell them something before she was chopped into a bloody pulp....but what?

 

by Mantine2
6-07-06
Breaking news...we now look at a grisly murder that just took place only moments ago...
I'm standing here with an innocent bystander. Take your time sir, please tell us what you saw...
...blood...kill...
What a brave man...
According to the autopsy just performed, it is concluded that Nikki is in fact...dead. Well, that's our news for tonight, join us next time for cats who sing the alphabet.

 

by Mantine2
6-07-06
Yes, Nikki will be greatly missed and I shall grieve this tragic loss. But we will carry on in her memory...and she shall live in our hearts forever.
sniff sniff...who are you? ...and where are your pants?
Present Day: 6-6-06
Nikki, it is time...rise up and vengeance shall be yours...or something.
What time is it? I wonder if my term paper is late...
Yes...it is 1 year and 8 months late.

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