Sometimes I get the impression Justin doesn't like me. That makes me sad.
Um...sure he does. He just has different ways of showing it.
Later that day.
Uh..Justin? Would you like to hang out today? I thought you might like to get out of your room for awhile. You've been in here for twelve days straight.
What? Dude, I'm busy! Maybe later. How do you spell vicious?
I don't think Justin likes hanging out with me. But I am curious how he is able to stay up all day and night on Gamefaqs.
Finally, it is time for me to collect on our deal.
The distant future...
I have returned as promised to collect what is mine. I have given you immortality so that you may continue to post on Gamefaqs until the end of time. Now it has come. I'm here to collect your soul!
Dude, hold up! I'm almost done! No..no not witty enough...too witty. How do you spell trepidation?
That's it! I have had it with this foolishness! There is too much incompetence in my fiery kingdom!!!
Uhht...Satan play Mega Man! Satan not wear stripes! N-O!
Next, an exclusive interview with the man that has been posting on Gamefaqs since the beginning of the 21st century.
I'm here with Justin or Mantine as some know him. He has been posting for well over 130 years. What would you like to say to everyone watching Justin.
These kids don't appreciate a legend like they should. They don't realize who Mantine is! I've been posting since I was a young lad. ....wait...who's Mantine?
Justin, I hear you are the last survivor of the Great Gamefaqs Crash in 2050. Please tell us what you remember of that great historical event.
Yes...I remember...back in the day...these kids don't listen to my stories...they think I'm crazy! Back in the 50's I had respect! Back when Billy was President.
So there you have it. A great historical icon. Posting on Gamefaqs for over a century.
2:30 a.m. Justin finally finishes his pumpkin pie.
Wow...that was good pie! Now back to Gamefaqs, I think AstroSteel just send me a message!
Wait...I will not leave until I collect your soul!
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My apologies Grim Reaper, but I promised Justin immortality so that he could post on Gamefaqs until the end of time. So basically his soul belongs to me.
Sometime after Nikki's last comic strip in 2004...
...must...kill...random person I don't know.
My term papers are much easier to write ever since paperclip's demise.
The crime scene is investigated. According to those at the site...she may have been trying to tell them something before she was chopped into a bloody pulp....but what?
Breaking news...we now look at a grisly murder that just took place only moments ago...
I'm standing here with an innocent bystander. Take your time sir, please tell us what you saw...
...blood...kill...
What a brave man...
According to the autopsy just performed, it is concluded that Nikki is in fact...dead. Well, that's our news for tonight, join us next time for cats who sing the alphabet.