All comics by Maricon

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
Do you need to see a doctor for that?
Yes
Go home faggot I'm not a doctor.
:(

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
I'm so glad you love me even though I'm mentally retarded, honey.
Wait, you're what?
God dammit.

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
Why are you leaving me chicken?
Don't you love me?
No.

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
You're my only friend, squirrel
You're the only person thats never left me in my life.
Why don't you ever answer me, squirrel

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
Why am I in jail again?
RAUUUGH
FUCK OFF IM TRYING TO HAMMER.
Oh yeah.

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
Would you like to join the ninjahood? Lessons for 12 dollars!
No thank you.
I'd rather stay at home and pretend I'm watching television.

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
I don't love you anymore squirrel.
Ok.
Fuck.

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
Shake it, oh yeah!
Can I dance too?

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
Get out of my trashcan, I've had a bad day.
This is not your trashcan, this is my trashcan.
Oh.
I could have swore that was my trashcan.

 

by Maricon
6-04-09
Hello, asian girl.
Que?
You are not asian girl.

 

by Maricon
6-05-09
Ok count to 15 and come and find me.
8, 9, 10.
Shit.

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