From the Biography of Elvis Presley...

Author: MathiasSmith

Date: July 22, 2006

by MathiasSmith
7-22-06
Why is there ice in the urinal? ...Has my concept of what a urinal is been wrong for so long? Of course! They've been converted into fountains for this hot summer!
This some European shit, but I am rather parched...
Man, your breath smells like ammonia.
Yes, for that is the flavor of MAXIMUM QUENCHEDNESS.