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by Mia_D
9-30-01
Hey, I whacked off to a cow today
My ass can kick your ass anyday
Another exciting night on #spinnwebe
I have marbles up my nose
Ten hours day is not enough...

 

by Mia_D
10-01-01
Floating Squirrel encounters Bob
Hey there!
Great, a squirrel..
What does that mean?
Listen, I'm sitting here, minding my own business, when out comes this talking squirrel. How do you want me to feel? Excited? Hell No. Besides, what are you gonna do about it?
You've never watched Tex Avery's shorts, have you?
And me without a quip...

 

by Mia_D
10-01-01
Another #spinnwebe night...
Hey, chris. If you write an exceptional update, I'll flash you.
All right! Let me get to it!
Hmm, this seems good enough...
WHOO HOO! FInally, some nice, sweet, boobies!
..ends in the same way
HAHAHAHAHA! I love doing that!
Oh, very funny...you flash me with a camera...

 

by Mia_D
10-01-01
Another fun day begins for Chris, our heroic temp...
Hello?
Hey, where's Judy? You're not Judy!
Oh, she's out sick for the day. I'm a temp.
So, where's Judy? You're not Judy!
I wonder if I can stare at this paperclip for eight hours...
Hey, where's Judy?

 

by Mia_D
10-01-01
It's time to check the mail! Oh, I wonder what joyous missives I will recieve today!
Oh, Mr. Postman! Please quench my thirst for information, corresondence, and all the other goodness found in my daily intake of mail!
Please don't talk to me..
And so goes the story of our lives
"You may already be a winner!"

 

by Mia_D
1-09-02
America: Land of the brave. And home of the LOW LOW DEALS! Yes! NOW, MORE THAN EVER, SHOP AT BOB'S DISCOUNT WHORE MART! GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Argh! I hate it when people use this tragedy for personal gain. At least no one's stupid enough to fall for that ploy.
Meanwhile, behind some bushes...
Want some, big boy?
Let's screw for America!

 

by Mia_D
2-09-02
Hey, this is a comic strip
And I'm a chicken doing standup comedy!
Look, narration! I am so clever!
Oh, the wackiness of it all!
Ring! I am a phone so it is hilarious!

 

by Mia_D
8-09-02
Mia, could you look at this log and see if there's any out-of-stock candy I don't have down?
You're missing one. Let me fill it in for you.
write write write write write write
"I want to kill yahoo serious so that I may gain his glorious power" is not a candy

 

by Mia_D
8-11-02
I hope you die a painful, gut wrenching death you repugnant stink dog
May your children be stricken blind so that they don't have to gave upon your visage, you sickeningly inane bug fuck
whoops
Mia, the phrase is "Have a nice day"

 

by Mia_D
8-11-02
So, I think it would be a really great if there was a contest where, instead of $100,000, you could win 100,000 pieces of candy
Now, if it were an essay contest, I'd make up a story about me being the candy princess and maybe I'd have a pony
Hold on, I'm getting there! Yeesh
That's great, but I just wanted to know where Crossroads was

 

by Mia_D
8-15-02
Hey, Mia. Did you know they're moving the main office to this store?
Um...is it just me or are your ears bleeding
Either there is no God, or He exists only to mock me

 

by Mia_D
9-01-02
Holy crap, sexy girl on the port bough headed straight for my line.
I must dazzle her with my sharp wit and delightful charm.
Toot toot! All aboard the hottie express. Destination: Sexyville, USA

 

by Mia_D
9-03-02
Hello, I am your teacher. I share my name with a famous comic artist/author.
You have just spent fifty minutes explaining how to turn on a computer
yes
I am going to hurt myself now, sir.
And how

 

by Mia_D
12-05-02
Hey, Mia, I heard your birthday is coming up.
Ah, yes, it is. And I will soon recieve a cornicopia of gifts from the Birthday Robot.
For you see, the Birthday Robot is a kind and gentle soul who brings good service industry employees all their hearts desire for their birthday.
Sometimes you frighten me.
The only thing you should be frightened of is the fury of the Birthday Robot upon non-believers

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