We catch Elephanth8er at the end of his daily 'How I Made Fun of Fat Fuck' meeting.
ANND TAHTZ HOW I GOT FAT FUCK AGIAN WIT HSTRIPPMAK0R AgIAN!! LOLol!LOol1
One day someone finally breaks down, and truth and reason is unleashed unto the fragile ears of Elephanth8er.
You know...your comics aren't even that funny. I mean, all you do is say how 'gay' he is, just because he said that you should've been an aborted fetus. If that's all you can do, you should've be one.
Sadly, Elephanth8er will forever remain the load his mom should've swallowed.
WUT TEH FUCK R J00 TALKIN BOUT?!?!11 HE IS TEH ANTi-CHRiST HE H8S BAABIEZ!11 HE MUST BE TEH GHEY!! loloLOL1OL!1
So then I said 'Hey..calm down guys, I'm not making faces, I'm always like this, its a birth defect and I'm ok with it'. But they just didn't care. So they are hog-tied and gagged in my trunk now.
My bad Gary.
You're about two seconds from Trunkville if you don't stop staring at me.