All comics by Moonliteman

 

by Moonliteman
8-20-01
At the airport
So Taire...we finally meet
Yeah...can you beleive it!
Still at the airport
You are even more beautiful than I imagined!
Well, what did you expect?
You guessed it...the airport
Well..since I only had one picture...
Oh man! Get over it already!

 

by Moonliteman
8-20-01
While you are driving to work...
Ha! You'll never be as popular as me!
Byte me! You're old news tube boy..
While you are at lunch...
I'm hooked into 2200 cable channels, in 43 different languages.
Big deal...I control the electricity in the house...and you know what that means...
While you are driving home...
HaHaHa...That's the third one this month.

 

by Moonliteman
8-21-01
So anyway, I told my agent to get me an audition for that movie 'Cats & Dogs'
Wow! What happened?
Well, I got a little excited and...
Yes????
I peed on the directors leg.
Think I'll go and check out the Monkey Boy now...

 

by Moonliteman
8-21-01
Surrender to me or face my wrath!
What the????
I have the most powerful weapon in the universe; don't make me use it!
That little toy ain't nothin compared to what I got! It's called PMS and I'm going to rip your head off!!!!
Whoa!!! I'm outta here!!!!
WIMP!!!!

 

by Moonliteman
8-21-01
Oh man, my horoscope said that today I will meet someone who will change my life forever!
Who can she be? I hope she's a redhead. Ok, I gotta get a grip, try not to look so excited. Maybe I should have brought a camera to capture the moment.
Say cheese....hee, hee, hee.
UH-OH!!!

 

by Moonliteman
8-21-01
Oh no, oh no, oh no....here comes Taire. She's so hot! Today's the day that I am going to say hello! Ok, dude...be cool...don't blow it!
Squeak....
I think I need to work on my delivery a little more.

 

by Moonliteman
8-21-01
Hey there hotstuff. Today is your lucky day because you finally meet me...your knight in shining armor.
Oh yeah...let me guess; you think that your good looks will hide the fact that you have no job, no goals, and you never read anything other than The Enquirer and comic books.
Yeah...I just need someone to inspire me...to nurture me until I reach my potential. Think of how good I would look driving your car and eating your food. You're lucky to have a guy like me!
Wow...you actually believe that BS! Tell you what Romeo...head on down to that McDonald's and tell them that you want the special. It's called the McLoser Meal and it's made just for you.
Hmmmm...does it come with a toy?
Where's a dogcatcher when you need one!

 

by Moonliteman
8-21-01
Taire probes the depths of Mark's mind...
...and don't even get me going on the whole Stem Cell controversy...I could go on for hours about that one. So, what issues do you feel passionate about?
Well...there is one subject that really gets me heated up...
Only to discover...
Is it Human Cloning...or NAFTA...or Energy Conservation???
Ummm....actually...I think that there should be a collage playoff system...
There's not much under the surface...
Football...I should have known!
I bet she looks good in a cheerleader's outfit.

 

by Moonliteman
8-21-01
Taire probes the depths of Mark's mind...
...and don't even get me going on the whole Stem Cell controversy...I could go on for hours about that one. So, what issues do you feel passionate about?
Well...there is one subject that really gets me heated up...
Only to discover...
Is it Human Cloning...or NAFTA...or Energy Conservation???
Ummm....actually...I think that there should be a collage playoff system...
There's not much under the surface...
Football...I should have known!
I bet she looks good in a cheerleader's outfit.

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