Return of the Detective

Author: MopingOgre

Date: September 21, 2002

by MopingOgre
9-21-02
Hello, I am the famous detective, Granny R. Me. Now, where were you on the night of the 22nd?
I WAS OUT DESTROYING THE HUMAN RACE.
Oh... well damn, there goes my lead.
WOULD YOU MIND TERRIBLY IF I ATE YOUR FLESH?