Murder Helps You Avoid Taxes!

Author: MopingOgre

Date: September 21, 2002

by MopingOgre
9-21-02
Hello. I'm going to kill you now.
Oh surrre... thats what they all say. Not like I care, I've already been to hell and back twice.
Shit, how did she see through me? Oh, I wish I hadn't dropped those confidence classes!
Now, I'm just going to close my eyes and hope you go away.
Will you marry me?
I'd rather be back in hell than be in Canada a second longer.