Just another day at the office for iT by Mr^B10-02-01 hmm nice tits I wish Aaron would stop oggling my norks Hi, I'm Aaron I play on-line games I find that so sexy! heheh I'm in! What a n00b! lies
How not to deal with Bunny Boilers by Mr^B10-02-01 Look, Zoe, this just isn't working out omg, he can't DO this to ME! Well that was quite easy DING! DONG! WTF??!!
A dream date for an antipodean? by Mr^B10-02-01 hmmm my powers are growing weak I must have sex soon or the people in #TJD will laff at me I don't suppose....? Go away.
A rather poor show on the mp3 front... by Mr^B10-02-01 Hottie|Q2 is listening to Britney Spears hehh - my mp3 collection r0x0rs sigh, Andypoos is such an mp3 n00b Hottie|Q2 is listening to The Pet Shop Boys You're just jealous if it... Yes, Andy, that's right... Hottie|Q2 is listening to Take That heh 0wned! heh 0wned!
It does exactly what it says on the tin (usually) by Mr^B10-02-01 It's no good, I simply MUST phone that stripper up Later on that evening... Hi, fancy coming in for a coffee? Why sure...just let me sort out my pussy and hair... fucksakes...this ALWAYS happens!!!
Slave is n00b (tr00) by Mr^B10-02-01 hmmm what does "DISABLE NiC" do? oh bugger! Still it could be worse... ah shit.
Sim and Arnie (1) by Mr^B10-02-01 Sim tries out his new Hands-Free phone Hello? I'M GONNA ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND I WANT THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY erm, OK... WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? erm who are you? STOP WHINING!
Sim and Arnie (2) by Mr^B10-02-01 I'm not whining, who are you? I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE! who? I'M A COP YOU IDIOT! are you trying to make me look stupid? YEAH!
Clint-eroo by Mr^B10-05-01 I know what you're thinking, punk - you're thinking "what the fuck is a kangaroo doing with an automatic rifle?" Actually I was thinking "does a kangaroo have opposable thumbs?" hmmm good point...lets see... fukkit!!!!