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by Mr2Duks
7-31-02
Sors Imanis et Inanis
I'm gonna KILL your ass!
What?
Moritori Nolumus Mori
¡rAGING rIVER Of fURIOUS fIRE! HuWAA!
...ow...I suppose.
Neme Mori Facias
BOOYA Bitch!
I don't entirely understand.

 

by Mr2Duks
7-31-02
This joke does not belong to me.
?
This is my impression of a Japanese Animated Porno Video
(so what if it IS softcore?)
OO, OO, ITAYOO, ITAYOO! OO, OO, ITAYOO, ITAYOO!
OO, OO, ITAYOO, ITAYOO! OO, OO, ITAYOO, ITAYOO!
Why is this funny?
*Sigh*
"Itayoo" is Japanese for "It hurts"

 

by Mr2Duks
7-31-02
The spell begins..
...Ancient Masters of the Continuum, Immortal Protectors of Space and Time, Present at the Dawn of Creation..
It takes hold..
Restore She Who Underwent the Undying Punishment Of Azphodax, Forgive Her, and Let Her Live Again, I Call Upon You!!
Whoa!
It is completed, But Wait!
Hooray, It worked! I'm so glad to have you ba--Hey! You are no Alyssandra!
No, but thanks, anyway. Ciao.

 

by Mr2Duks
7-31-02
MLe Tries to Explain
Why Cant you understand? All I want is your body! Why cant we have a purely physical relationship?
I refuse to accept that! Relationships are built on trust,. bla bla... but I'll never call if I have a problem.
Later...
So, yeah, now she's gone far away and I'll probably never see her again and its all my fault.
Don't try to be depressing. You use that as a mechanism to attract others to yourself. Fuck you, You Center-Of-Attention!
To Be Continued...
So Now, Cmo Plans to Have Himself Incenerated by the Girl Who Summons the Fires of Purity!
lets hope it works, because lord knows, we will hear about it otherwise. Stay tuned!

 

by Mr2Duks
7-31-02
Antlers faces a moral dilemma
Oh, oo! I want to jump on the stripcreator Bandwagon!
But Antlers, Do You not Hate bandwagons &, more importantly, hypocrysy!?!
Well, Cmo, I only actually hate bandwagons because I always want to join them, and I feel like I am being *normal,* and I cannot have that
Geeze Antlers! You sure do suck, you goddam hypocrate!
The Sad Truth
Don*t look at me, I*m hiding
You*re a pussy and I hate you. Goodbye!

 

by Mr2Duks
7-31-02
Cmo seeks the aid of She Who Incinerates Via the Fires of Purity
Ok, Hold on.
Cyndi, will you please turn my pathetic ass into a pile of smoldering ashes?
She does what she can.
¡rrrrAGING rIVER Of fURIOUS fIRE!!!! HuWAA!
Umm.... ow?
Sadly, nothing ever works for poor Cmo
Oh, Damn! [kicks the wall] Sorry Cmo.
Oh, wow, this really hurts. I*m gonna go now, Cyndi.

 

by Mr2Duks
7-31-02
Antlers enjoys the new toy
Wow, this is so much easier than real webpages, I might just keep doing this.
www.stripcreator.com
But does not notice the warning!
Every comic gives me ideas for more, I could easily get totally absorbed
¡Danger!¡Danger!Approaching Missile!¡Danger!¡Danger!
Will this plotline ever be followed?
Sure is hot in here
[*sigh* Idjit]

 

by Mr2Duks
7-31-02
The pain of Existence
Corpus Christi, Cmo, What the hell happened to you?!
Cyndi's incineration didn't fully work.
The Advice
You should go talk to the Resurrected Guy
Why? Besides, I'm mad at him.
The pain of Existence
Well, something obviously helped him. Just go talk to him. It won*t hurt.
Oh all right

 

by Mr2Duks
8-03-02
I don't actually like this show
!
B:[Dad, look! It's my tomagotchi] H:[A Toma-hwhat?!]
This joke isn't altogether funny either
?
B:[It's my Virtual Pet] H:[Now what do you need that for? You got birtdie right here. Here birdie, pretty pretty birdie]
Why do I keep doing his bad jokes?
*huff*
D:[Hey, man{string of unintelligible sylables} clickclickclickclickclickclick it's real cool man]

 

by Mr2Duks
8-03-02
Antlers brings up a *touchy subject*
You know, I was passed out drunk when this was revealed, but, apparently, your breasts are fake?
Why the hell are you talking about this?
Well, its something I learned of after the fact, have always wanted to bring up, but am too much of a fucking coward to say anything in real life
Well that*s inconsistent with what I thought I knew about you
Antlers will obviously never know the truth
On the other hand, why didn*t you ever just Tell him how you felt since he obviously didn*t understand?
Why the hell don*t you just turn into a Xmas tree?!

 

by Mr2Duks
8-03-02
The Confrontation
Ok, Resurrected Guy, go ahead and insult me, then please tell me who helped you out
Oh, look, now he*s on fire. He draws himself in so that people HAVE to go to him to not "make him feel unwanted" then goes and makes it harder for people to get close to him! Hypocrytical Bitch!
The Explanation
ok, fine. please tell me who helped you.
That chick with orange hair fixed me up thinking I was some chick named Alyssandra
The Jubilation
Thanks Resurrected guy! BTW, what's your goddam name?
Resurrected Guy is fine, but some people call me Bofu. And anytime, glad to help, You walking pyre

 

by Mr2Duks
8-06-02
Cmo seeks the red-headed girl...
Can you please resurrect me?
Does this look red to you?
But without much luck.
Are you the one with the powers of resurrection?
I*m black and white! Do the Flames(Of Purity) make you colorblind?
Meanwhile...
B*Gok?
*Sigh* You*re not Alyssandra either. How many damned piles of smoking ash can there be?

 

by Mr2Duks
8-07-02
Antlers meets an old flame.
Hello Savage, long time no see.(Especially for the first person in a decade who had made me feel like I had a heart, and then up and left out of the fucking blue)
Hello Antlers, I went to school, partied too hard, dropped out, got a job, and had a little boy.
All the girls I liked are having kids...
Yes, I'd noticed the toddler. Its funny, but my girlfriend is doing just the opposite of what you*ve done. She'll be coming to my school in the spring
Well, I am glad to hear you*re still in school.
And NONE of them are mine. *CHAFE, CHAFE*
Well, see you later, with any luck
Goodbye Antlers

 

by Mr2Duks
8-07-02
Beck_Quirky Talk
Hi. I*m the remains(in this strip) of the sprite one Beck_Quirky is using for herself, that sprite having been obliterated here(ref: #80306)
Essentially, I think for those of my age who happen to be near. like so: BlahBlahBlah
Other Freshmen don*t have to
Yay! Beck_Quirky talk, we think as Beck_Quirky.
Yay! Beck_Quirky talk, we think as Beck_Quirky.
They merely think-act-do-be as Beck
Yay! Beck_Quirky talk, we think as Beck_Quirky.
Yay! Beck_Quirky talk, we think as Beck_Quirky.

 

by Mr2Duks
8-07-02
Once They Were One, This Made Me Sad
We are KatyCorie. We are one
Antlers sad.
Now They Are Divided
Now I, Katy, Will Move On, and Date A Cool Guy
I, Corie, am Moving Very Far Away For Love
This Makes Me Happy
I am one Happy Antlers!
I*m so happy, I*ll Make my nose glow. *Nose Glows*

 

by Mr2Duks
8-10-02
Ah Fuck This. Let It all Burn

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