The old "Contagious" joke

Author: MrFackingNoodles

Date: September 4, 2002

Derek gets his herpes test results back...
Dear Derek....blah blah blah...inform you that you're contagious...what does contagious mean?
You wanna know what it means?
...yeah....use it in a sentance.
Oh ok. When my dad had the painters in, they were using really small brushes...so my dad said...
"It's gonna take that contagious."