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my name is MrSelectiveQuote
I give out my password
because i am a fucking idiot

 

I'm afraid it's serious. It seems you're extinct.
So should I quit smoking?
Heavens, no. Smoke away. You've been dead for 65 million years.
But I do wish you'd stop defecating in my examination room.
Doc, I got about 40 yards of Cretaceous flora uncoiling in my gut, here.

 

OH DEAR GOD!
BECKER'S BEEN CANCELED!

 

Bad news: You're going to die.
Just kidding.
No, I'm not.

 

Bzzz bzzz bzzz?
Buzz buzz bzz bzz buzz.
"Buzz buzz bzz bzz buzz." Bzzz buzz bzz bzz?
Bzz bzz bzz buzz buzz BZZZ!
"Buzz buzz fuck that fat piece of shit cop bzz bzz buzz."

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