All comics by Mrweh

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Des Lynam!
Awesome!!!

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
Hello
Hello. How are you surviving in such a low pressure atmosphere without a spacesuit?

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
Hello
How the hell did I get here?

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
So, is this just going to keep on happening? Am I just going to keep bursting into flames again and again?
Nah I wouldn't have thought so. The scriptwriter will get bored of it soon.

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
I saw a gay, once.
I hit him with a hammer!

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
Hey
Hello
Some time later....
So... are you familiar with the term "rimming"?
Yes

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
Do you know what I really hate?
What?
Gays.
Yeah. Yeah me too.
A while later...
Would you like me to push my fist into your bum?
Why not?

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
I am waiting for a bus.
Yeah, me too.
A while later...
I am waiting for a bus.

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
I am waiting for a bus.
Yeah, we catch the bus together every day. This is a bus stop. I know you're waiting for a bus.
A while later...
Are you waiting for a bus?

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
Are you waiting for a bus?
You know what mate? Fuck off. Just fuck off. Infact, fuck this, I'm getting a taxi
Hey there. Are you waiting for a bus?
Shut up

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
Oh my god... what happened here?
I'm afraid you're mother was hit by a car. There was nothing the ambulance people could do for her. I'm sorry.
So... that's it? She's gone?
I'm afraid so.
I'm hungry

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
I just can't believe it... my mum's dead....
Yeah, life's a bitch like that....
I'm hungry

 

by Mrweh
12-24-03
Hey is there anywhere around here that does a good pizza?
No
Poor kid...

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Knock knock!
Who's there?
It's a robot who has come to set you on fire!
At last! Please, come in!
Brilliant

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Knock knock!
Who's there?
A robot who has come to set you on fire!
Great! Come on in!
Oh
GUTTED!

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Knock Knock! I'm a robot who has come to set you on fire!
Great! Come on in!
Hahahahaha! You're not a robot!

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Hey Chris
Hi Amy
I was just wondering... if you'd like to go on a date with me sometime?
Wow! Really?
No! Look at you! You're a geek in a wheelchair!

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Hey Chris
Hi Tom
You're a real loser, you know that?
Yes

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Tom! Great news! The doctors fixed my legs! I don't need my wheelchair anymore! I'M ONE OF YOU!
Hmmm
CENSORED
No Tom! Please don't!!!
SHUT UP, NERD!
The Next Day...
Hi Tom
Hey Chris

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Hello there. I'm not from around here. Do you know where Leicester's Bank is?
Bite me

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Don't hurt me! Please, just take my wallet!
Hand it over, now!
Haha! So long sucker!
10 minutes later...
You already have my wallet, why have you returned?
This is my bus stop.

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Hello
Hi
Do you want a sweet?
Yes please, four

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Would you like to take a ride with me in my van?
No
Would you like to take a ride with ME in MY van?
Ok

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
I would like to see you naked
Ok
Cool

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Hahahahaha! Let me guess... you want a beef burger?
No
Do you get the joke? Beefburger? Because you're a cow.... get it?
No
Ok then... so what do you want?
A beef burger

 

by Mrweh
12-25-03
Hey Mike fancy a beer?
Oh no Simon! You know I don't drink!
What?
I said "You know I don't drink!"
Do you not drink then?
Haha... yes. Yes I do drink

 

by Mrweh
12-26-03
Hello. Our Big Story tonight is the assination of the President. I now go live to Paul who is at the Whitehouse with the police investigators.
Thanks Mike, I'm with detective Brown at the moment. Mr Brown, how is the search for clues going?
Fuck off
Fantastic! Thanks!

 

by Mrweh
12-26-03
Welcome to the News. A large bank was robbed today. Paul is with investigators who are at the scene
Thanks Mike. How is the search for clues going?
I'm not an investigator. I'm just a tramp searching for lost change
Fantastic! Keep up the good work!

 

by Mrweh
12-26-03
Since the discovery that our Police Investigator was just a tramp, Paul has been searching for a replacement. Here he is now
Thanks Mike. Now as many of you will have noticed, ROBO-DETECT17 is actually a highly sophisticated robot! Do you think you're up to the task?
INVALID DATA INPUT
Incredible! Well, he's got my vote!

 

by Mrweh
12-26-03
So, you've officially got the job as Police Investigator. How do you feel?
Some time later...
Emotion 4
Wow! Me too!

 

by Mrweh
12-26-03
Oh hello, you must be the detective the police sent. They said it would be a robot
Yes
Yes, my house was burgled last night and hundreds of thousands of pounds were stolen. I want you to search for clues
I AM ROBO-DETECT17

 

by Mrweh
12-26-03
Ok good news. We found out who burgled your house.
Fantastic, who was it?
It was ROBO-DETECT17!
ROBO-DETECT17?!
Is this true?
*ESCAPE MODE ACTIVATED*

 

by Mrweh
1-17-04
You can take your blindfold off now! Here we are! The moon!
This is where you decided to take me on a date?
Yes
But what about the whole low atmosphere thing?
I'm sure I'll be fine.... oh

 

by Mrweh
1-17-04
Dude! Road accidents are wicked!
Hey man, my mum was killed in a road accident.
Oh
After an awkward silence...
Road accidents are wicked!

 

by Mrweh
1-17-04
You can take your blindfold off now! Here we are! The bottom of the sea!
Oh for the love of...
And don't you worry about us drowning because I brought TWO underwater suits.
Thank God! But how come when I put it on I become you?
It's because theres no picture of a girl in a spacesuit so you have to just make do looking like me.
Wicked!

 

by Mrweh
1-17-04
So... here we are...
Yeah..
This feels really good...
Yeah...
No I mean it... Is it 100% cotton?
Yes it is!

 

by Mrweh
1-17-04
You say you've no idea who's cat it is? Oh well, thanks anyway.
Er, why don't you come in anyway?
No I really have to get going... but thanks for the offer.
But.... I'm so lonely....
Three days later Mark was found hanged in his bedroom.

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