on the farm with Sven part one

Author: Mumbojumbo

Date: June 26, 2004

by Mumbojumbo
6-26-04
the England team talk...
now Darius,make sure you score the penalty,the whole nation is relying on you!
no problem boss!
after the penalty...
Darius! you missed! now the nation will look for a scapegoat! ah to hell with eet,i'm off for phone sex with Nancy
sorry boss.i'm off to get changed
in the dressing room,Darius' real identity is revealed...
thats better! ah wiz fuckin gawn daft in thon England shirt,luckily i took penalty lessons off Gary McAllister! noo,ahm aff to gie Alan Hanson prankies!